Only ****s live or work in London I would never go there.
Good - we have enough ******s down here already.
There's a bloke that frequents my local Wetherspoons who is Jonno's doubleAnyone seen Jono recently?

There's a bloke works down my chip shop swears he's ElvisThere's a bloke that frequents my local Wetherspoons who is Jonno's double![]()
There's a bloke that frequents my local Wetherspoons who is Jonno's double![]()

I can't believe his film career wouldn't have taken off, so I very much doubt the guy in the pub is Jono.
You sure it's no him? Maybe his film career never took off.
I can't believe his film career wouldn't have taken off, so I very much doubt the guy in the pub is Jono.

There's a bloke works down my chip shop swears he's Elvis
He's a ****er then.Chipper![]()
Isn't the word for chip shop chippie ?.
Chipper means happy.