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There are some great quotes on this thread from very wise people, Churchill, Wilde etc but the following is from the wisest of all.

I can't work a computer, I don't know what an email is..I've never sent a fax and I've never sent a text message.
I've never wrote a letter in my life. I couldn't write a letter. I write like a two year old and I can't spell.

Harry redknapp in 2009 aged 64 in court having been accused of receiving secret payments.
 
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RedandWhiteManofKent- Batman vs Joker said:
There are some great quotes on this thread from very wise people, Churchill, Wilde etc but the following is from the wisest of all.

I can't work a computer, I don't know what an email is..I've never sent a fax and I've never sent a text message.
I've never wrote a letter in my life. I couldn't write a letter. I write like a two year old and I can't spell.

Harry redknapp in 2009 aged 64 in court having been accused of receiving secret payments.
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I can't believe he's only 68. I thought he was about 85.
 
"Now, what Saints don't want to do now, Adam, is let in a goal"

This privileged glimpse of the bleeding obvious is from the one and only Dave Merrington, of course.

I have no idea who coined this gem, but it's the quote which I most treasure and try to remember every day;

"No-one, on their death bed, said that they wished they had spent more time in the office"
 
'The bowler's Holding the batsman's Willy'.. John Arlott
'He's gone for an indiscreet slash outside the off stump'.. Jim Laker

And my favourite, as a less than renowned New Zealand all rounder of the early 70s came to the wicket...
'New to the crease is Cunis, neither one thing or the other'... John Arlott
 
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