Welcome Nathaniel Clyne

Thats a lot

Let me just say that Clyne is 10.5507 stone. No diet plan here thanks

 

See I can live with that, if Astrosound had transmitted as "he is similar to being fat but not" I would be quite happy

 

Erm, yes? @Tacticalgenius said so and so did @Englandowl

 

Rodgers spunked lots on many flops

 

Sounds like all he needs is Brendan to work his magic on him

 

He will fatten him up faster than he did his ex wife

 

Shaw is fathletic.

 

Only going off DR`s dictionary definition of what van Gaal said "unfit", it would be rude to ignore his c+p

 

Have you seen the magic he has worked on all the other players who looked good at other clubs

It seems they were all good enough to pay big money for but just couldn`t step up at a "big club"

Don`t think Firmino has played at a "big club" yet, I watch with great interest

 

Well VG didnt do the best job with Shaw? In fact bullied him? (He's well known for these antics, disgrace) Clyne is a third of the price? (Almost)

But cant be bothered with tit for tat, I need an early night Amigo x

 

Anyone that swaps jerseys with Shaw is gonna end up looking like an 8 year old kid wearing his dad's jersey

 

Lots of worrried Mancs here

including you BShite bossing nowt

 

Fair enough DR, we will joust again tomorrow (unless there is anything serious to discuss)

 

fixed

 

Yep, you get the boys we will have the beasts

 

Fixed

 

Not likely mate im off on my jollies (see music thread) so stick your pole in your own eye

TTFN X

 

Have a great time mate

 

I will thankyou , I always do! You have to dont you? I want my daughter to stay 2 and a half yrs old forever!

 

Does Clyne really only weigh 67kg... he'd blow away on a windy afternoon at the Brittania