Eh?
The Romans swarmed across Scotland until they reached the Grampians. It was at this point they realised they were going to find nothing but rocks and thistles and turned back.
The damage had been done, though. Scotland was lumbered with its first pizzeria. In Greenock.

Like I said, the Romans were pussies. They then went to a lot of effort to build not one but two walls to keep that pizzeria at Greenock. Must have been a really ****e pizzeria. Probably the first Pizza Hut.



