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  1. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    <peacedove> LAZARUS was the most famous person that came back to life after death.
    We have heard stories of near death experiences from people who are in comma.
    I am aware of a man who was in comma for about two weeks, and doctors were deliberating
    on when to switch off his life supporting machine: one of the doctors was not happy with
    switching it off. Unknown to them ,that the man can hear every discussion but was unable
    to talk. Two days later, the man was showing signs of life, and this man recovered fully
    and became a good friend of the doctor that was against switching off the life supporting
    machine.
    Your Miracle experience.
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I once got out of The Wyndham Arms in Merthyr alive, just about though it was proper kicking off. When the old bald fella takes his teeth out it's time to leave.
     
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  3. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    istanbul 05 was the greatest ever coming back from the dead.
     
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  4. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    I knew it, someone is going to mention Istanbul 2005.<laugh>
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    no he's not.

    jesus came back from the dead and he was more famous.

    take that reuniting was the biggest miracle of all :bandit:
     
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  6. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Yes, but Jesus is not ORDINARY human being.:laugh:

    He also brought back Jirus daughter.
    please log in to view this image
     
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    You've owned him there dribs.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    i have it on good authority jesus took a **** like the rest of us <whistle>
     
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    I wonder if he had some words for the doctor arguing to turn the machine off once the guy was able enough to speak, and for the guy who argued in his favour. Big fkn "phew!"

    A good example of how little medicine knows about these conditions
     
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  10. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Wrong:
    Virgin birth
    8 years speaking with authority in the Synagogue
    On in his Baptism voice coming from heaven "my beloved son"
    He's the resurrection and life. No one can come to the father except through him.
    Beyond the understanding of moreinjuredthanowen and all of us.
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    jesus never took a dump!

    the miracle dribs is he took on the form of man including his bowel movements.
     
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  12. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    No idea, if it was me, I am going tell the other doctor off.
     
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  13. Tobes

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    Do you reckon he'd knock the odd one off like?
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    i didn't hear. i only heard that all humans have to poo and we all dress our selves the same way for the same clothes.

    anyway i don't want to insult anyone. Jesus is my saviour too!
     
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  15. I thought I'd died once. I got hit by a falling firework and my life flashed before my eyes. After a early panic I calmed down, got a damp cloth to clean the small patch on my shoulder and everything was fine :)
     
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  16. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I once swatted a fly and it fell to the floor and was laid there with it's legs in the air completely still.

    I couldn't be arsed picking it up, and left it there.

    I came back 10 minutes later and it had gone <yikes>

    I'm sure it rose from the dead.....











    oe maybe the cat ate it
     
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    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    you just concussed the little ****er <laugh>

    whats the trick magicians do with flies, do they freeze them or something and the warmth of your hand they come back to life?
     
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  18. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Happened to be a bus passenger that crashed, two people died on the spot. I came out unscratched, I thought
    I was okay. The police and emergency service said they are taking me to the hospital. I said no, that was my last word until I woke up in hospital bed.They said I had internal bleeding.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Those punctuation marks are ****ing lethal <laugh>
     
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  20. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Where there's blame there's a claim.
     
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