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I have never watched Top Gear while these morons have been on the show. I have also never watched the Kardasians, Geordie Shore or TOWIE and never will.
 
Billy Cattermole said:
Hadaway & ****e.
You were in it, lol.
I bet you've dabbled with them Kard Asians too. <laugh>
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Now you mention it, I'm sure I've seen Reg hanging around there as well. He's normally around the lamposts when they do outside shoots, cutting the lawn in the garden etc, hmmmm ****ing Terry's got to him..<ok>
 
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V-Joe.. said:
Now you mention it, I'm sure I've seen Reg hanging around there as well. He's normally around the lamposts when they do outside shoots, cutting the lawn in the garden etc, hmmmm ****ing Terry's got to him..<ok>
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Bugger: I thought that nobody had noticed me..<grr>
 
V-Joe.. said:
I had my doubts about you when the hotel we got married in emailed me and said, hey ****, thank the stud guest you had for cutting the lawns, Vera in room 102 wants to return the compliment, there's 12 twigs in the post..<ok>
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<laugh>...Ha..Class mate..This gave me a chuckle..
 
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V-Joe.. said:
<ok><ok>

see you next season and cannot wait, I'll bring you my 12 twigs too, you left an everlasting memory..:emoticon-0115-inlov<smooch>:afro:
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I might be coming down to York Races for the day with our lass before the start of the season. I we get down early enough I will try and call in to see you all. I will give you a bell when I know for sure..
 
MrRAWhite said:
I might be coming down to York Races for the day with our lass before the start of the season. I we get down early enough I will try and call in to see you all. I will give you a bell when I know for sure..
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Oh please do so, Lollie would love to see you again. She reckons only your smiley eyes match mine and considering I have sellotape on mine to keep the face right and the eyes wide open, then that ****ing palmolive worked for you, didn't it ****..<laugh><laugh>
 
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V-Joe.. said:
Oh please do so, Lollie would love to see you again. She reckons only your smiley eyes match mine and considering I have sellotape on mine to keep the face right and the eyes wide open, then that ****ing palmolive worked for you, didn't it ****..<laugh><laugh>
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My mate was trying to get us booked in for the weekend, but there was nowt available apart from some ridiculously priced rooms. That would have given me and our lass plenty of time to come and see you. If we get down for the day it will have to be a quick visit, but a quick visit that I intend to do come what may..
 
There's a place round the corner from me, can't remember the name, it's on Heslington Way, right in town like we are, I'll text you the details tomorrow. If its a Saturday when you are coming down and you don't mind sharing a single bed then I'll arrange for Granny to have Ella so you can have her bed? No fisting mind in Ella's bed, I do have a line..<ok>
 
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V-Joe.. said:
There's a place round the corner from me, can't remember the name, it's on Heslington Way, right in town like we are, I'll text you the details tomorrow. If its a Saturday when you are coming down and you don't mind sharing a single bed then I'll arrange for Granny to have Ella so you can have her bed? No fisting mind in Ella's bed, I do have a line..<ok>
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There will be a load of us coming down mate...Me and Sue will just leave the group for an hour or so when we get there...Thanks so much for the offer though..
 
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MrRAWhite said:
There will be a load of us coming down mate...Me and Sue will just leave the group for an hour or so when we get there...Thanks so much for the offer though..
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Keep us informed, look forward to seeing you again mate. No puns though or it's the taser haha..<ok>
 
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