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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Clearly you don't have photies/videos of yer wimmin. Rule No 1: never ever betray her trust by sharing photies/videos. They are private always and forever. Even if you end up hating her, personal trust should never be broken. Ever.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Cheeky ****.
     
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  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    It was a long winded yarn <laugh>
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    So, tell us your cock CV.

    The last 10 years will do.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Actually, I'm now interested in the minge CV's of...

    Minxy
    Maxine
    Jen (where the **** has she gone to anyway?)
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...oh aye, and Tina
     
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  7. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    If I do I'll end up divorced ... if I was that kind of playing away guy :bandit:
     
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  8. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Got murdered by that ginger fella , Jordan.

    Where's Jordan gone ? Topped heself after realising he killed the only woman who likes gingers
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ok. CV pre-marriage.
     
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  10. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Jessica - half caste with lethal titties and a savage arse. 8/10 ride 10/10 felatio but she was and probably still is an actual mental patient

    Triona - barbie doll 1/10 loved herself too much

    Lorraine- 6/10 nice ride **** bj dodged a bullet she's ugly as **** now.

    Lisa - 8/10 about 5ft tall ffs my cock looked like an arm next to her lethal bj and took it in the ass like a trooper.

    My Mrs 11/10

    One night stands not included obviously as I can't remember their names <laugh>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Me an Hash delivered a cock CV.

    Which next brave soul can bare to deliver one....
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^ did you see my pun? I got so excited about it I have to ask ^^^^
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    11/10 code for Puddingesque

    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    I seen it buddy
     
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  15. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    I've been hacked ... how'd you get into my phone sn ? Are you wizard
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You can get cream for that.
     
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  17. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    hash, you and gambol disgust me.
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    saw*
     
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  20. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    *saw

    At least put the asterisk in the right place if you're going to try to act the **** <ok>
     
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