Kiss of death ... that's cout out in the summer.
Gerrard on Cole "he's up there with Messi"
Gerrard on Sterling "he should sign ..."
Gerrard on Suarez "he's the best player I've ever played with"
Once Gerrard talks about a player they inevitably leave or become ****.

Can't believe we gave him young player of the year. Did Rodgers ease a vibrating dildo up his arse to massage his prostate and give him a reach around whilst they were at it??
[HASHTAG]#sympathy[/HASHTAG] award since Coutinho won all the others
He made a perfect point and it was hilariousI know the fiver is meant to be light-hearted but it seems Steinberg was so deep in [HASHTAG]#meltdown[/HASHTAG] he forgot to make an actual point. Still, he got all the right words in there for [HASHTAG]#bitters[/HASHTAG] to build their own ABL rant out of![]()
He made a perfect point and it was hilarious

3 wood , 9 iron , pitching wedge and a putter
He made a perfect point from your point of view Tobes because it was an ABL article written especially for the ABL punters like yourself.
It would have been funny if Jacob wasn't so serious about getting his message across, he repeated and rephrased it multiple times over and over especially for the ABL's to understand without the use of dictionaries.
[HASHTAG]#jacobscrackersbutlfcareveryspecial[/HASHTAG]
The point was the title mate, as that's what Rodgers said so glibly about Southampton last summer, after having unsettled Lovren et al.
He made a perfect point from your point of view Tobes because it was an ABL article written especially for the ABL punters like yourself.
It would have been funny if Jacob wasn't so serious about getting his message across, he repeated and rephrased it multiple times over and over especially for the ABL's to understand without the use of dictionaries.
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