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Red Hadron Collider said:
SHE'S GONE!!! The thieving barmaid finally pushed it too far, apparently and got sacked on Sunday night. She called Denice a '****', amongst other things. However, it's odds-on who the replacement will be and it aint good ****ing news. It'll probably be the wife of the utter **** who puts George Formby, the Muppets and even Queen on the jukie and threatens me for putting Neil Young on. She's a piss-head, probably a thief and defo a **** as well. You can't ****ing win <doh>

In other news, I took a Vietnamese-American guy who I placed with a manc-based client out for a meal last night. Went to the Yang Sing in Chinatown. His job is business development director - USA. What a boring ****ing twat. Doesn't ;listen to music, doesn't read outside of scientific publications and doesn't like sport. Needless to say, I didn't get anywhere German grannies. Final nail in his coffin - HE DOESN'T DRINK <yikes> It was like watching a massive vat of paint dry. How can you have someone so utterly boring in a sales role?
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don't care about the bar miads but this client.

That is disappointing. the asain businessman is supposed to be a right party junkie. it is obvious the USA influence has ruined this guy. doesn't drink.. ffs... 10 whiskey's before breakfast should be the case and as for entertaining you should have been around the whorehouses.
 
moreinjuredthanowen said:
don't care about the bar miads but this client.

That is disappointing. the asain businessman is supposed to be a right party junkie. it is obvious the USA influence has ruined this guy. doesn't drink.. ffs... 10 whiskey's before breakfast should be the case and as for entertaining you should have been around the whorehouses.
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He's first gen yank. His parents cam over from Nam after the war.
 
moreinjuredthanowen said:
don't care about the bar miads but this client.

That is disappointing. the asain businessman is supposed to be a right party junkie. it is obvious the USA influence has ruined this guy. doesn't drink.. ffs... 10 whiskey's before breakfast should be the case and as for entertaining you should have been around the whorehouses.
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Therre's a ggod one in Northenden
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
I haven't backtracked. He does put Queen on a lot. The poor thick **** reckons Brian May's a better guitarist than Neil Young <laugh> I knew mentioning Queen would wind a few up <laugh>
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But you were mentioning Queen in a negative manner to get at 'the ****' <laugh>

None of them are as good as Jedward though :bandit:
 
RedLadSonofAnfield said:
Why FFS?? He didn't have a drink waiting for a taxi. He did have a couple of lemonades LATER ON with his meal

Retract it like a good little bitch <ok>
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#rhcpuppet

He'd already had two glassed of lemonade, why would he need another drink so soon...? <doh>
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
Are you acting ****ing dense are are you just......well dense?

We met at a pub and then got a taxi to the Chink FFS <doh>
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And what was the time span between finishing the meal and getting said taxi? Was it so long that he was in desperate need of another drink or was it more a case of you getting another drink because you can't go a couple of minutes without drinking cat piss...? <laugh>
 
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