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The General Election Countdown Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Null, Feb 12, 2015.

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Who gets your vote in 2015

  1. Conservatives

  2. Labour

  3. Lib Dem

  4. SNP

  5. UKIP

  6. Plaid Cymru

  7. Sinn Fein

  8. Greens

  9. BNP

  10. The Swinging Sweaty Monkey Brains Bukkake Party

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  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    ****ing eejit,I bet he kept his mouth shout now.
    Saw a tweet in paper this morning "Scouse/Irish Tory"<laugh>
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    what suburb do these horrid taigs live then, barrie?
     
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  3. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Newton Mearns, Trevor.

    Austerity hit the area hard...y'know.
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    ffs <laugh>

    the worst type of people
     
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  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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  6. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <rofl>

    He's so full of ****e. An absolute C U N T of a human. Big Salmon Heid is on his way tae LDN to stick his dong right up this massive-foreheaded ****er's arse.
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    By the time his right-wing, frothy mouthed, anti-Europe backbenchers get through with him he'll have an arse like a punched lasagne (joke origin unknown).
     
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  8. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    salmond is a cock.

    up his own arse.
     
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  9. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    How beeling will EDGE, Pud and Trev be if Davie boy devolves welfare <rofl>
     
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  10. Spurf

    Spurf Thread Mover Forum Moderator

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    )00000
     
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  11. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    1979 just sent a telegram asking for its joke back <ok>
     
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  12. Spurf

    Spurf Thread Mover Forum Moderator

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    It's not a joke, and it's not funny.
     
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I'll beel like **** n ask for my vote back...
     
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  14. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Glad we agree on something ...
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Welfare will be devolved along with everything else apart from defence and foreign affairs.

    Socialist utopia here we come Pudly<laugh>
     
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  16. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Yes ... Just what Scotland needs , more Huns on benefits!

    No questions asked-benefits are your right!

    Scotland ... Europes sick note.
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Stop this OTT ****e ya maniac
     
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  18. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    <laugh>

    I've been wondering about that all day. Shows how ****ing sad I am that I think about ****s on here during the day <laugh>
     
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  19. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    Wir ye ****ing at the time <diva>
     
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  20. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I'm just dumbfounded with the electorate,no war and no promise to buy your house so how the **** did they get a majority? I have my own view but may offend people so you tell me.
     
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