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The General Election Countdown Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Null, Feb 12, 2015.

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Who gets your vote in 2015

  1. Conservatives

  2. Labour

  3. Lib Dem

  4. SNP

  5. UKIP

  6. Plaid Cymru

  7. Sinn Fein

  8. Greens

  9. BNP

  10. The Swinging Sweaty Monkey Brains Bukkake Party

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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    That's odds ya silly bugger

    Av just stuck a 10er on Tory majority.

    I ****ing missed 10/1 <grr>

    Got 9/2
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, May 7, 2015
  2. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I followed my neighbour to the polling station. I stayed approximately 10 yards behind him the whole way. True story.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, May 7, 2015
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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Does anyone want to come to mine to watch the results? I'll prepare some refreshments and snacks and move a TV out to the folly.
     
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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I left a trail of almonds from my house to the polling station.

    Not sure why, though.
     
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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Ed balls up his trousers and throws them into a heap in a corner of the living room.

    The slovenly nerk.
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    That's what Ye get for banning yourself from every betting company apart fae bet365 after Ye lost the plot on online blackjack m8
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    :huh:
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    A shagged her last night
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Looks like Labour's arse is oot the windae.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You realise you were stirring my Porridge?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Nuttin gets past you, Poirot
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, May 7, 2015
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    What time did you shag her?
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Well that's all the excitement done for a couple of hours. I don't know why the **** they can't automate the process in this day and age. If this was 'Britain's Got Talent' we'd have the result by now.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    jackie burd aye tanned int she. Specially for a ginge
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Did he let you smell his penis?
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Any chance of a blowy?
     
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