The General Election Countdown Thread

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Who gets your vote in 2015

  • Conservatives

  • Labour

  • Lib Dem

  • SNP

  • UKIP

  • Plaid Cymru

  • Sinn Fein

  • Greens

  • BNP

  • The Swinging Sweaty Monkey Brains Bukkake Party


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Am viewing this election with the same disinterest I view the annual budget.

I'll wake up tomorrow and still pay more and more money for my smokes and my wine regardless of who is in power.

However, it will be really funny watching them squirm on a hung parliament. <laugh>

The UK is ****ed. It started right here and now. <laugh>
 
Am viewing this election with the same disinterest I view the annual budget.

I'll wake up tomorrow and still pay more and more money for my smokes and my wine regardless of who is in power.

However, it will be really funny watching them squirm on a hung parliament. <laugh>

The UK is ****ed. It started right here and now. <laugh>

Actually it started in 1979.
 
I won my seat by a landslide mate. A special thanks goes out to all my mates from the Motherwell Madsquad MMA gym who kindly stood outside the local polling stations with stern looks on their faces and better vote Aldo or else placards.

Democracy is a wonderful thing

Wiz yer sister takin line ups in Motherwell train station?
 
Am viewing this election with the same disinterest I view the annual budget.

I'll wake up tomorrow and still pay more and more money for my smokes and my wine regardless of who is in power.

However, it will be really funny watching them squirm on a hung parliament. <laugh>

The UK is ****ed. It started right here and now. <laugh>

Nick Robison referred to the "dark nights" when MP's were forced to stay in Parliament debating at all hours.

Personally I look forward to that.
 
Latest Exit poll - SNP clean sweep across Scotland <laugh>

Bye bye Labour ya fannies <laugh>
 
Great news for Tories.

No really. They didny expect anything from Scotland and have never counted on any votes from us.

It's annihilation for Labour in Scotland, their former stronghold. Now Labour need to fight it out with the Tories in England. Hung parliament all the way now.