The General Election Countdown Thread

Why is that news ! ****in daily recurt!

 

Bang on the money about Gingas though

 

Am viewing this election with the same disinterest I view the annual budget.

I'll wake up tomorrow and still pay more and more money for my smokes and my wine regardless of who is in power.

However, it will be really funny watching them squirm on a hung parliament.

The UK is ****ed. It started right here and now.

 

Actually it started in 1979.

 

Wiz yer sister takin line ups in Motherwell train station?

 

Shove a pug up yer rat.

 

Nick Robison referred to the "dark nights" when MP's were forced to stay in Parliament debating at all hours.

Personally I look forward to that.

 

Me too. Do they have the batlight to signal that they should all have dark nights?

 

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I think that's what the silhouette of Westminister looks like when all the lights are on.

 

Latest Exit poll - SNP clean sweep across Scotland

Bye bye Labour ya fannies

 

Naw it disny.

 

Of course. All the bases were covered ma man

 

Great news for Tories.

 

**** you then.

 

Am votin for this guy ^^^^

 

They can't even blame the SNP if that's the result

Mon the independence.

 

Wee Eck's cunning plan is awe coming the gither

 

By by Scotland, ye pussies.

 

No really. They didny expect anything from Scotland and have never counted on any votes from us.

It's annihilation for Labour in Scotland, their former stronghold. Now Labour need to fight it out with the Tories in England. Hung parliament all the way now.