When I woke up this morning I suddenly realised the truth - I have a smaller cock than most and the IQ of a dead spider. I voted UKIP
A good bit of GE history. Dimbledy telling kids if they don't behave he'll let Saville have them. please log in to view this image
So, whit we expecting? Meaningful results start coming in around 2am? I'll have had a **** and be asleep by then.
I won my seat by a landslide mate. A special thanks goes out to all my mates from the Motherwell Madsquad MMA gym who kindly stood outside the local polling stations with stern looks on their faces and better vote Aldo or else placards. Democracy is a wonderful thing