As was mine... I felt my heart as I'm sure it skipped a beat when I read Greggs!

I miss the Sausage Rolls and Cheese & Onion pasties.
As was mine... I felt my heart as I'm sure it skipped a beat when I read Greggs!

Always a classic when I go to Greggs...
I miss the Sausage Rolls and Cheese & Onion pasties.
Wrong, Toby's never had his hole.

To be fair, they are usually the best rides ever!
The things you've shagged in your lifetime probably don't even count as 'human'.
To be fair, they are usually the best rides ever!

Remember the gnawing scale ie you'd rather gnaw your arm off rather than wake her up![]()
The things you've shagged in your lifetime probably don't even count as 'human'.

Isn't all rape by surprise?
It seems that you can barely speak to a bird these days without being accused of rape.

Not in Jip's case.It helps if you take the balaclava off and put the switch-blade away before you talk to them Jip.![]()
She was surprised when I pushed her in the bushes, by the time I got me peter out she knew what was coming.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha belterNot in Jip's case.
Cheers mate, I made it up myselfHahahahahahahahahahahahaha belter
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Cheers mate, I made it up myself![]()