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Bouncing Balls Up

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  1. leeds60

    leeds60 Well-Known Member

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    It would appear that the proposed future Chancellor of the exchequer Ed Balls up as done it again and shot himself in the foot how on earth you can contemplate putting this buffon in power beats me
    Apparently and this is not a joke he owed a tradesman £150 for work done on his million pound second home not bad for an idiot eh!
    So being a clever man he sent him a cheque which bounced hence he is now called bouncing balls!
    The tradesman naturally got in touch with him and after apologising sent him a futher cheque from the same cheque book which also bounced.Apparently this account had been closed for some time but it just shows the mentality of the man some of you want to be in charge of the countries finances it doesn't bear thinking about
    If this lot get in we deserve whatever they destroy
     
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  2. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    Erm it was an error caused by Mr Balls's bank, Confirmed in the press yesterday, the funds were in the account to cover the payment..
    You sound desperate.
    Anyone would think that the Tories are getting worried as the SNP vote starts to crumble because even the sweatties realise a vote for Sturgeon will only deliver a condem coalition.
     
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    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    Reputations stick though Norman and Balls up is the Tories biggest asset! <laugh>

    Good, but the fact that Liebour will be in the sweaties pockets is obviously lost on you Norman! <doh>

    Unless, unless she's an absolute ****ing liar (shock horror for a politician!) and actually wants the Tories to stay in power despite talking about if there's an anti Tory majority on May 8th. <ok>
     
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    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    How so?
    Do you think the liberals wont jump ship? Do you think the Toriesw will vote down the queens speech or oppost Tridents replacement?
    You guys are getting more hysterical by the hour.
    Cameron will be ripping his shirt off to show how macho and how much he cares soon.
    Still got time to politicise his dead child yet again before Thursday. Might even get bad enough to let the invicible Fatty Pickles loose yet!
    #Toryscum
     
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    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    Read that again Norman, do you really think the pro EU Lib Dems will agree to the EU referendum? <doh>

    The fact that she said she'll work with him is a bit of a clue, despite what Miliband says. His shadow cabinet were out last week completely contradicting him. It's as if he wants to lose the election, either that or after the last contradiction from him, it's the biggest reverse psychology strategy ever?! <doh>
     
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    Glory you say it was the banks fault well you would wouldn't you because like your party you blame everybody but themselves.Here are the facts
    the first cheque was sent back stamped, no account, now why would that be the banks fault surely if you have closed your account surely you would realise this ,no the idiot wrote out yet another cheque from the same closed account with the words sorry about that heres another one!Well surprise surprise this was sent back as well but as you say being Balls up he had to blame someone else as he tried to do when he bumped into a car in a car park in Morley he said oh I didn't realise I had caused any damage when infact he meant they should not have parked near to me and how silly of me not to realise they had CCTV AND I was found out hey ho its the councils fault not his
    The man is the best thing to happen for the Tories long may he balls everything up!
     
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    Exactly! <laugh>
     
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    I've done that including replacement bouncing - was birthday gift to nephew so very annoying

    Bank had been asked to cancel a lost cheque book so they cancelled them all just for the fun of it
     
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    The liberals don't want a referendum nor do labour... you seem a bit confused. The liiberals wont support the tories if they want one. its a liberal red line. But so were tuition fees last time......... gggggrrrrrr
     
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    Balls had switched bank accounts and closed the old one. the bank had supplied the cheque book and account number and cards but not activated the account. Lets see, rich bankers in bed with the tories how could that have happened? How come it was the bank not the window cleaner that initially went to the press.

    If Cellino did political smears even he would do better than this!
     
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    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    No I'm not numb nuts! <doh>

    You said do you think the liberals wont jump ship, they won't agree to it so they'll walk away! <ok>

    Tuition fees was putting the country first with the shambles they inherited, while the EU in/out vote is something they'll never agree too as they don't see it in the nation's interest. <doh>
     
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    Tuition fees was a farce. They have created a system that means no one will ever pay back thier loan, but the kids a lumbered with a huge paper debt, but in years to come the unpaid loans will be a huge black hole worth billions of pounds and universities will go to the wall or become even more packed with the rich elite and foreigner students.. It maks PFI look like sound financial planning. its the worst of all worlds.
     
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    Seems you've changed your mind on PFI now Norman as you slated me recently for criticising spendaholic Brown for racking up so much debt on it.

    The universities aren't only for the absolute well off given that the entire last Labour cabinet were privately educated other than former Postman Alan Johnson, who was the only one of them to have had a normal education and a proper job. <ok>

    That's the champagne socialists for you though with their poisonous politics of envy, slagging off others for enjoying the finer things but it's ok for them to do it! <doh>
     
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    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    I have never thought pfi was a good idea. Universities were only for the well off, and given the financial black hole that is the student loan company they will be again.
     
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    I have a pal in Mallorca who is German and he is still paying is student loan off and hes 45 so its just not here in England
     
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    By the way Chippy care for a wager I say Tories will get mote seats than Labour £10
     
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    it was not the bank who spilled the beans it was the the builder Mr Ford of A'B GLASS so again don't blame the banks he actually showed the returned cheques to all and sundry good old Balls up you are a blessing in disguise pity the Coop bank didn't suss you out they may no have gone almost bankrupt
     
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    Stop press Balls up considering helping sort the greek financial mess out now that would be a greek tragedy
     
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    The bank spilled the beans, the paper went to the contractor.
     
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    Too close to call.
    A better bet might be who the next prime minister will be.
    Might not be either Cameron or milliband.
     
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