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Really? You were happy enough just an hour ago to go on about our strikers without giving a **** for how many points our overall team won.

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Owned?

One player scoring 1 more goal than his opposite number in one game automatically means that they're better than them........right oh <doh>

#****ingeejit
 
Owned?

One player scoring 1 more goal than his opposite number in one game automatically means that they're better than them........right oh <doh>

#****ingeejit

It's not a one off, he's been consistently outscoring Lukaku all season (who needed to shank in a ****e pen he didn't even earn BTW)
 
It's not a one off, he's been consistently outscoring Lukaku all season (who needed to shank in a ****e pen he didn't even earn BTW)
Only he's scored less goals than Lukaku all season <doh>

[HASHTAG]#anotherepicfail[/HASHTAG]
 
Only he's scored less goals than Lukaku all season <doh>

[HASHTAG]#anotherepicfail[/HASHTAG]

If you mean he didn't get to play loads of games against **** EL teams then sure <ok>

[HASHTAG]#whateverhelpsyousleep[/HASHTAG]
 
If you mean he didn't get to play loads of games against **** EL teams then sure <ok>

[HASHTAG]#whateverhelpsyousleep[/HASHTAG]
**** teams like Wolfsburg and Lille you mean?

Yeah lBurnley and QPR are much tougher opponents like.

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Benteke league goals against...

Liverpool (home)
Spurs (away)
QPR x 3 (Home)
United (away)
Sunderland x 2 (away)
West Brom (home)
United (home)
Palace (away)
Everton x 2 (home)

8 goals against teams above Villa

Lukaku league goals against...

Newcastle (home)
Palace (away)
Hull (home)
West Ham (home)
Burnley (away)
Villa (home)
Palace (home)
West Brom (away)
Villa (away)

2 goals against teams above Everton...
 
Benteke league goals against...

Liverpool (home)
Spurs (away)
QPR x 3 (Home)
United (away)
Sunderland x 2 (away)
West Brom (home)
United (home)
Palace (away)
Everton x 2 (home)

8 goals against teams above Villa

Lukaku league goals against...

Newcastle (home)
Palace (away)
Hull (home)
West Ham (home)
Burnley (away)
Villa (home)
Palace (home)
West Brom (away)
Villa (away)

2 goals against teams above Everton...

Tbf, there are the more teams above Villa than Everton <whistle>
 
Tbf, there are the more teams above Villa than Everton <whistle>

Ok...

61% of Benteke's goals come against teams above them but 70% of the league are above Villa. Difference of -9%

22% of Lukaku's goals come against teams above them but 50% of the league are above Everton. Difference of -28%

How's that for you <whistle>
 
Ok...

61% of Benteke's goals come against teams above them but 70% of the league are above Villa. Difference of -9%

22% of Lukaku's goals come against teams above them but 50% of the league are above Everton. Difference of -28%

How's that for you <whistle>

You could have just said top or bottom half <whistle>
 
Benteke league goals against...

Liverpool (home)
Spurs (away)
QPR x 3 (Home)
United (away)
Sunderland x 2 (away)
West Brom (home)
United (home)
Palace (away)
Everton x 2 (home)

8 goals against teams above Villa

Lukaku league goals against...

Newcastle (home)
Palace (away)
Hull (home)
West Ham (home)
Burnley (away)
Villa (home)
Palace (home)
West Brom (away)
Villa (away)

2 goals against teams above Everton...

I notice Benteke hasn`t managed to score against a few teams that Lukaku has <whistle>
 
Offering Brad Jones a new contract makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. It implies that we probs aren't looking for a new keeper now. Really senseless if this happens.
 
Offering Brad Jones a new contract makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. It implies that we probs aren't looking for a new keeper now. Really senseless if this happens.

We don't need a new keeper so keeping Jones makes perfect sense for another year or two.