Old ****s advertising themselves. Like Arnie with the Meerkats. Harvey Keitel for home/motor insurance. These despicable bastards will prostitute themselves to be on any screen. If there was any sense of irony or comedy it might almost be funny ha ha instead of funny sad as ****.
[HASHTAG]#toby[/HASHTAG]

still bitter about the referendum![]()

My local butcher asked me to pass the meat down hanging from the ceiling, I couldn't, I said, "the steaks are too high"

I actually agreed with what you wrote^^^ didny appreciate my [HASHTAG]#toby[/HASHTAG] impersonation
The clue was in the hash tag ya daft auld pot noodle eater

My friend and I were discussing what the best inventions of all time were...The shovel was pretty groundbreaking i thought!

Hullo, doll
You crack me up. Can I see your crack?
[HASHTAG]#bunchaflowers[/HASHTAG]
My friend and I were discussing what the best inventions of all time were...The shovel was pretty groundbreaking i thought!
You been watching blind date re runs again?
Gambol landed
Old ****s advertising themselves. Like Arnie with the Meerkats. Harvey Keitel for home/motor insurance. These despicable bastards will prostitute themselves to be on any screen. If there was any sense of irony or comedy it might almost be funny ha ha instead of funny sad as ****.
[HASHTAG]#toby[/HASHTAG]

My moans are much better than that.
3/10.
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The Warburton's one with Sly.
Quite funny for us pun lovers on here.
This will not be liked by a certain person.I'll start us off then.
I wonder how much dough he made from that? It's not as if he kneads the bread.