The General Election Countdown Thread

[gazboy]

goto snp

 

[King Shergar]

Is this what's going on then Shergar?

Not to worry im sure Home secretary David Blunkett Iis on top of the situation

oh for **** sake stop it i canny take much more my sides are sare

I wouldn't delay the trains, I would order them to speed up

 

[pompeymeowth]

I wouldn't delay the trains, I would order them to speed up

I would have thought you'd want to fill the tunnel in.

 

[King Shergar]

I would have thought you'd want to fill the tunnel in.

On second thoughts, that's a better idea

 

[ManDingo 20"/20"]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-91930/500-immigrants-storm-Chunnel.html

"Home Secretary David Blunkett"

What a **** you are That's a new level of ***** for this forum. Imagine quoting a decade old article to prove your point

If you are wondering why the people in that article were trying to get into Britain them I'm pretty sure it could be argued that us blowing the **** out of Afghanistan maybe, just maybe, had something to do with them being refugees. Or are you going to tell me that us invading Afghanistan had absolutely no effect on immigration patterns from that region.

Either way you're ****ing dunce.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Perhaps you might persuade someone who is thinking of voting for them not to but it seems all you and your little mate are capable of is childish insults. Grow up.

 

[Ciaran]

Gerry Kelly #1

 

[Null]

Every party apart from snp should form a coalition government n then give them a slagging n take the pish out of them

300 odd v 50

 

[Null]

Gerry Kelly #1

You been let out of h block then ?

 

[ManDingo 20"/20"]

Every party apart from snp should form a coalition government n then give them a slagging n take the pish out of them

300 odd v 50

You might wanna try that again.

 

[Ciaran]

You been let out of h block then ?

I'm an innocent man.

 

[Null]

I'm an innocent man.

Did you walk out the court through the front door ?

 

[Ciaran]

Did you walk out the court through the front door ?

With Gerry.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Every party apart from snp should form a coalition government n then give them a slagging n take the pish out of them

300 odd v 50

Erm...

 

[Null]

You might wanna try that again.

You might wanna try that again.

Alright then

600 v 50

 

[Null]

With Gerry.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Alright then

600 v 50

****'s still got it wrong

<assuming SNP > 50>

 

[Null]

Erm...

It's ok , I wasn't being serious ...

 

[Ciaran]

Tap Kwality film Pud.

 

[Null]

****'s still got it wrong

I don't actually know how many MPs make up the House of Commons


Only a queer hawk would know the exact figure in each parliament ...