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Faked Apollo moon landing

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  1. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Just got off the phone to Kubrick and apparently I am going to play one of the astronauts on the moon to con the Russians into thinking USA are way ahead in the space race , as a result ending the cold war.
    Don't say anything though keep it on the down low Guys.
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    There's a fly in the ointment SN. If the Yanks do Fake a Moon landing don't you think those Pesky Russkies would blow the proverbial whistle and dob you in?
     
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  3. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    That is classified.
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    It's too late SN. I saw a strange documentary from 2001 in which they predicted that astronauts in the future will dress like people from the 1960s, women will mostly be employed as waitresses and we'll be visited by strange aliens which look like giant black slabs.
     
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    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    No, because that would be an even more embarrassing admission for the Ruskies.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Dreadful movie. Like everything Kubrick did it's unbelievabley overrated.
     
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    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Agreed.

    He was utter pash like Quentin Tarantula.
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    2001 is one of the best movies ever made. You and ER best stick to Steven Segal and Jean-Claude van Damme <ok>
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Difference is Tarantino is in the business of producing harmless entertainment. He does it quite well.

    Kubrick was a ****in cock socket.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Steven and Jean-Claude made a movie together? Why was I not informed? <grr>
     
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  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Inglorious Basterds ends with the line "I think this might just be my masterpiece" then the words "Written & Directed by Quentin Tarantino" pop up.

    That's 100% authentic cock socketry right there
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I think the world would end if that happened. Or, at least, I hope it would.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Fair point, alpha piper coupon. But ye canny knock him for making mindless entertainment. He does it quite well.

    It's surprising how far up his own arse Kurbrick got considering half of Hollowood were already in situ.
     
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    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Correct.

    Utter pash, no substance whatsoever.

    He and Kubrik are two of the worst ever.

    2001 is utter drivel, self indulgent banal drivel. Thank god the **** is dead.
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I must disagree. The Shining, Barry Lyndon, A Clockwork Orange, Paths Of Glory, Full Metal Jacket, Dr Strangelove and Spartacus?
     
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    All dreadful movies.

    Like Fingers says vastly over rated.
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    If by dreadful you mean brilliant- both technically and visually then I agree. I'll bet you never even saw Barry Lyndon? <laugh>
     
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    I have. It's even pishier than A Clockwork Orange <ok>
     
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    You know what, I don't believe you. No one who hates Kubrick would have watched Barry Lyndon <laugh>
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Strangelove and Full metal jacket are excellent films Clockwork Orange also good.
     
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