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Twatter related

 

Huntelaar with the goal, Schalke 1-2 (3-2 Agg)

 

Wow this wasnt in the script

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...stigate-racist-tweet-aimed-Danny-Welbeck.html

 

Schalke have been great as well.

 

Januzaj, more bookings for dives than Suarez. already and he's still got bum fluff on his face ffs

I counted 5 dives, Oliver could realistically have booked Di Maria twice for diving alone, Young too. Divey Diverssons.

It's time sky started showing man united games to benny hill music

 

2-2 Ronny

 

Ronaldo again, shocking defending though.

2-2 (4-2)

 

Commentators praising CR when it was the cross that made it

 

Good cross and header but you can't give anyone that much space in the box let alone CR.

Still won't take anything away from the cross and header though.

Looks like we've got a good game on our hands here.

 

If you waited till next season when Starfish Stevie and his student Sterling have gone you could post this without blushing

 

Fail.

Rooney, Di Maria and Januzaj's contactless dives are setting a completely new standard in cheating scumminess.

 

Unless Real get the next goal

 

Not a chance, they are crap at it and get yellow cards

 

How can you forget Young...?!!

 

Young is their old experienced player, but his stiff-legged ballistic-trajectory technique has been found out.

Rooney, Di Maria and Januzaj are using state-of-the-art techniques based on sophisticated ankle bends

 

Then i feel we need to adopt the "starfish" pattern as the new techniques aren`t working

 

3-2 Benzema

 

3-3 what score will this end.

 

Schalke retake the lead to make it 3-4 (5-4). One more would do it so...

...NEXT GOAL WINNER!!!