FunnyI know, hence the reason I said it was daft, but "assault" was taking the piss
So anyway, was it a red or 2nd yellow?

Has had to make more saves than any other keeper in the division, if this continues RM will get their man, I reckon he's going there anyways eventually, crabby McHoofball might speed up his departure.De Gea is one of the best keepers in the world IMO. Man Utd wouldn't be anywhere near top four without him this season
Di Maria was 2 yellows... No straight red.
Time me for the draw!