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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Noblelox, Feb 28, 2015.

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  1. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  2. saintanton

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    " Voulez-vous la 'Nivea' premier" ?
     
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    saintanton, Feb 28, 2015
  3. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    "Can you hear anything yet?, i don't know how Tobes manages it Sakho mate, but talking out of his arse comes naturally to him."
     
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  4. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    SG: "Go on, set fire to my fart!"
     
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  5. Tobes

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  6. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Lost your sense of humour Tobes.

    <whistle>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Feb 28, 2015
  7. Tobes

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    No mate
     
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  8. UnitedinRed

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    Are you sure there's a premier league winners medal up there Stevie?
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Ermmmm this is weak stuff lads

    The beast of a French man has a hardon rubbing a grinning gerrard and the best you can come up with is this????
     
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  10. saintanton

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    Go 'ed then.
     
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  11. UnitedinRed

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    The last time Stevie was in this position he was ****ed by Demba Ba

    Better?
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    no.............. pathetic...
     
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  13. UnitedinRed

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    <laugh>

    No taste Mito.
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Unlike sahko who's rolled up his shorts so he can rub his bare thighs up agains gerrard while he massages his gluts
     
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  15. Tobes

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    It's usually our lass who takes the big black cock while I watch, I'll film this, that'll show the bitch
     
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    Tobes, Mar 1, 2015
  16. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Stevie:

    This isn't quite the happy ending I was expecting when I booked <yikes>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Mar 1, 2015
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    On a live link up with LA Galaxy in order to learn "American", Stevie discovers "ass" does not mean donkey. Next up: Sahko demonstrates "donkey".
     
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  18. Noblelox

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    Lol
     
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  19. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Finally...
     
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  20. kph103

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    Sakho " no it's true, I was definately promised I could do the Prostate checks after Dr Iqbal left"
     
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