Its 6.15, scoured the gossip pages and SSN on but not one signing so far today, come on Bruce get your finger out ffs.
Think yourself lucky Syd, iv'e been awake for hours, it's not on. Bruce stop that sleeping malarchy you lazy git, do some work...
Ive just been informed that Jermain Defoe has a pedicure booked at 10:00am at Seaham Hall and Nzogbia has a table booked at lickety splits with brucie. They are then going for a donkey ride along the coast where he'll woo them into signing.
And that brings me to my next concern, what if e does, weeks of this window left so what are we suposed to do when we have bought everyone we want? You are just taking the piss out of a very reasoable OP, I'm not daft, I know what you are up to
Think yourself lucky...I've been on nightshift since 7pm last night until 7am this morning, and have been checking the websites for news at regular intervals. And what do you know! Nowt...I wish they would get a bloody move on this transfer window..
and thats why the country is going down the swanny, supposed to be working but on internet gossip pages and maybe other sites. How am I supposed to live if you dont work and pay your taxes to support us elderly poor people.
We've saved the best till last, after Vaughan sign we have our big name striker and winger to join!! I would imagine SAFC will spend the end of the window trying to offload some of the excess we now have. **cough, cough Mcartney** ....