"Chaim Ford: It's ironic. Out of all the teams, Everton, who've been the most out of form, might end up being the last ones left in Europe!"
Ironic that the team with nothing else to play for does best in the competition
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The flawed genius was given an ultimatum before the season that a top 3 finish was the minimum requirement by Woodward(on behalf of the Glazers), now the tail is wagging the dog.
"The United boss said it was 'a rat race between five clubs', that finishing in top four was 'objective from start of season' but that it was a three year project."
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Not necessarily, old boy.Young boys: what sort of name is that? Are boys not supposed to be young??



He honestly hasn't got a ****ing clue what he's saying
Just like he claimed to have never said anything about the ref
"But now, when you look at the scores of the last 15 or 20 matches, we are the best team in the Premier League so I think the confidence is also high."
That's a bit more than "yes" Louis
[HASHTAG]#cracked[/HASHTAG]
The adoring hacks at his pressers don't ever pull him up when he talks bollocks and defeatist is that down to fear or giving him more rope to hang himself?
Robin van Persie: Man Utd striker out for more than two weeks
Van Gaal [HASHTAG]#luckedout[/HASHTAG]
To be fair to the journalists, they probably have a hard time knowing what the **** he is ranting on about.
Its not until you read it later that you think "Eh?"