Was funnier the first time it was posted on here, possibly 3 years ago, you need to stop stealing material. In fact, I just made something up..."She's got a fanny on her like a punched lasagna". Beat that one ya ****.
I don't know nor can I imagine what a punched Lasagne would look like therefore your joke has failed. How did you like that eh?
You can't imagine what a punched lasagna looks like? Quite simply punch a lasagna and look at it. P.S. I know the correct term is lasagne(only lasagna if you only use one strip of erm lasagna) but I was quoting the guy erm even if i did make the joke up myself.
I have a huge penis but I'm not showing you. What's that you say ? If I don't show you it's an invalid point hmm. BH mkII wants to see my penis
A councillor expelled by the UK Independence Party over what were described as "deeply racist comments", says she does not regret what she said. Rozanne Duncan, who sits on Thanet District Council, was filmed making the comments as part of BBC documentary Meet the Ukippers, airing on Sunday. Mrs Duncan said she felt "betrayed" after being expelled in December for bringing UKIP "into disrepute". But she has insisted she is not racist and does not regret what she said. She now represents Cliftonville East - in the Thanet South seat where UKIP leader Mr Farage is running for Parliament - as an independent councillor. UKIP leader Nigel Farage repeated his condemnation of Mrs Duncan's remarks and stood by the decision to expel her from the party. "Clearly she doesn't have any understanding of the deep offence she has caused by her comments, and we took the right decision," he told BBC Radio 4's Broadcasting House programme. 'Hidden agenda' please log in to view this image Mrs Duncan maintains that she said nothing racist In the fly-on-the-wall documentary, Mrs Duncan was recorded as telling UKIP press officer Liz Langton Way: "The only people I do have problems with are negroes. And I don't know why. "I don't know whether there is something in my psyche or whether it's karma from a previous life or whether something happened to me as a very, very young person and I've drawn a veil over it - because that sometimes happens, doesn't it? "But I really do have a problem with people with ******* features." She was forced out of UKIP when the party became aware of the comments. Mrs Duncan claimed there was a "hidden agenda" behind her expulsion and insisted there was nothing "racist or derogatory" in what she said. She said: "I don't regret saying it. I don't regret anything, that's the truth. "I still honestly believe that what I said was never at any time racist or derogatory. "I used the word 'negroes' as you would do Asians, Chinese, Muslims, Jews. It's a description, it's not an insult - in the same way as you would say, 'What do you mean by Jewish? Well, they belong to a community, they have got a certain faith, they have usually got noses that have got a bit of a curve to them, married women - if they are orthodox Jews - wear wigs.' It's description." Yes dear.
The word "Negroes" isn't racist though, it is a name of a race. We even gave the ****s a capital letter
Thank you for that highly intellectual and deeply thought out response. I'm in no doubt you really had to think hard to come up with something so deep and meaningful. I hope it didn't take too long for your brain to recover from the effort.
