Off Topic Friday moan: Things that wind you up...

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1) York - Some of the most ignorant and docile ****ers you will ever come across
2) People who do 40mph in a 60 and then proceed to stick at 40 in a 30 zone!
3) Cats. They are selfish bastards
4) Modern music. It all sounds the same AND it is all crap.
A690 is terrible for that- going north after Rainton up to Houghton. Cars overtake you going about 60 in the 50 zone then wehen it picks up to 70 they continue to do 60 so you have to overtake them. They then overtake you when it drops back to 50.
 
<laugh>.

I was told that Salford was getting better. Salford Quays in particular!

Oh it's quite nice down there apart from Media City have taken over the place and it's full of preppy dickheads and 'I work in media' **** buckets.

Loads of high class escorts too, so I'm told!
 
I'd 'like' this twice if I could.

Get's right on my tits mate. It's football. They've got too much money, too much time on their hands and too much ego.

It leaves them needing to display their latent genius which just ain't ****ing there.

Get the ball at the feet of your team, pass it forwards, pass it sideways sometimes, pass it backwards less, cross it, head it, shoot, score, fist pump, high fives, rinse, repeat.

That's the only the only ****ing philosophy they ****ing need.
 
I'd ruin any cat that I catch pissing or ****ting in my garden I'd hunt it until it was dead. One pisses is my front garden all the time during the night it pisses me right off.

Any cat is fair game for my Husqvarnas as far as I'm concerned!
How tghe **** do you kill a cat with a sewing machine.<laugh>
 
Get's right on my tits mate. It's football. They've got too much money, too much time on their hands and too much ego.

It leaves them needing to display their latent genius which just ain't ****ing there.

Get the ball at the feet of your team, pass it forwards, pass it sideways sometimes, pass it backwards less, cross it, head it, shoot, score, fist pump, high fives, rinse, repeat.

That's the only the only ****ing philosophy they ****ing need.

I hate the word mate, it's a word modern managers use to look clever in front of cameras. Giggs probably has no idea what LVG's philosophy is, hell, LVG probably has no idea what LVG's philosophy is.

The more he says it the more I'm convinced he's just learned the wrong word for 'I don't know'.
 
1) York - Some of the most ignorant and docile ****ers you will ever come across
2) People who do 40mph in a 60 and then proceed to stick at 40 in a 30 zone!
3) Cats. They are selfish bastards
4) Modern music. It all sounds the same AND it is all crap.

Love cats, me!
 
1) York - Some of the most ignorant and docile ****ers you will ever come across
2) People who do 40mph in a 60 and then proceed to stick at 40 in a 30 zone!
3) Cats. They are selfish bastards
4) Modern music. It all sounds the same AND it is all crap.

Follow up...
1: of course they are, THEYRE FROM YORKSHIRE!!
2: probably women! Shouldn't be allowed on the ****ing road, except to pick us up from the pub!
3: Still love cats!
4: damn ****ing right! Crap's too polite a word for it!
 
I hate the word mate, it's a word modern managers use to look clever in front of cameras. Giggs probably has no idea what LVG's philosophy is, hell, LVG probably has no idea what LVG's philosophy is.

The more he says it the more I'm convinced he's just learned the wrong word for 'I don't know'.

Agreed. It was either Venables or Keegan who said "it's my belief that in order to win you must score one goal more than the other team."

Both ****s but that's a philosophy.