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  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Imagine how you look to them? They probably think you're one of the Easter Island statues come to life.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Feb 17, 2015
  2. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Easter Island Statues were built and laid by aliens.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Feb 17, 2015
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Easter Island Head, wasn't he the Celtic manager just before Neil Lennon?
     
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    VenomPD, Feb 17, 2015
  4. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    I thought about Gerry when I was at Sainsburys this morning. There was a poster outside of Cadbury's Egg and Spoons, with a wee darkie lassie licking the spoon.

    <laugh>
     
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    Tina., Feb 17, 2015
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  5. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    What kind of weirdo eats a cream egg with a spoon?
    I put them up my bum and pretend I'm a chicken .
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Feb 17, 2015
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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    They always seem to be smiling, so you might be onto something there.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Feb 17, 2015
  7. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Massive lips and teeth too
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Feb 17, 2015
  8. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I'm not racist but most darkies are
     
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    rogueleader, Feb 17, 2015
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I'm not racist, but I have a phobia about ginger pubes.
     
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    Archers Road, Feb 17, 2015
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'm not racist, but ma dinner is nearly ready.
     
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    Gambol, Feb 17, 2015

  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'm not racist, I have friends who know Blacks.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Feb 17, 2015
  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Booking them in at the station is hardly knowing them.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Feb 17, 2015
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  13. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I'm not racist but what do Hindus?

    Lay eggs.

    I'm not racist but what's a Hebrew?

    Male teabag.

    <goodkickingfuckedoutandcoatthrownafterme>
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Feb 17, 2015
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <rofl> well played, Drew
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Feb 17, 2015
  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I'm not a racist, but then I'm not a Chelsea fan.

    West London racist ****ers.
     
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    Archers Road, Feb 18, 2015
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  16. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Legislation should be brought in to deal with this sort of thing.
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Feb 18, 2015
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  17. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    The Chelsea fans in the Paris Metro were pretty bad but you need to be pretty stupid not to wait for the next train rather than squeeze in with a bunch of Headhunter morons.
    I guess it makes a change from Spurs fans getting stabbed for being a Jewish club.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Feb 18, 2015
  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Chelsea fans are ****s acting like hard men. Was at Stamford Bridge last year just a load of middle-aged bald men playing at being Working Class.
     
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    VenomPD, Feb 18, 2015
  19. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I lived next to the Emirates and after 80 mins the place empties so they can get back to their Volvo estates and beat the traffic .
    90% white middle class middle aged men they are the only ****s that can afford a ticket .
    I was going to watch them play some second rate Turk outfit a few months back, cheapest ticket £90 general sale.
    **** that.:emoticon-0173-middl
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Feb 18, 2015
  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    juis suis charlie hebdo
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Feb 18, 2015
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