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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Warmir Pouchov, Feb 16, 2015.

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What's in a name?

Poll closed Feb 26, 2015.

  1. Arms like Calves (Avatar - Popeye)

    11 vote(s)
    50.0%

  2. Syrian Hamster (Avatar - picture of a hamster strapped with suicide vest)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. Siem's other Lung (Avatar - Picture of an unhealthy lung)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Gazza's Liver (Avatar - picture of a unhealthy liver)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. Charnley's Penfold likeness (Avatar - Penfold)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. 6th Finger (Avatar - Picture of Bri's hand)

    8 vote(s)
    36.4%

  7. Robson Greene (Avatar - Picture of a dogfish I caught in Scotland)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  8. Complete ****er (Avatar - Picture of Trev)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  9. Derby Day Smog - (Avatar - picture of ICI)

    1 vote(s)
    4.5%

  10. Heed's Prediction Bitch (Avatar - picture of Nev giving head to Heed)

    2 vote(s)
    9.1%
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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    So far we have:

    BEEL HUNTER (avatar a Sherlock type image)
    ARMS LIKE CALVES (avatar Popeye)
    JOHN CARVER'S POINTY FINGER
    WAYOZE PEREZ
    ROBSON GREENE
    Heed's Prediction Bitch
    Small Cock Warm Pouch
    Ben Arfa's Spare Tyre
    Siem's other lung
    Toon Tosser
    Jakarta's bum chum
    I'm not kgb, I'm bi
    Calves like forearms
    Warm Pouch
    Hacky Sack
    DMW
    Or maybe
    Lyalin bastard
    Complete ****er
    Over My Dead Body
    "Syrian" Hamster
    Twatface
    Master baiter
    Son of Smug
    JPF had ya ma up the dunger
    Pardew's Pimp
    6th Finger
    Top C**t
    Brighton'sHiroshima
    poyetscat
    Poyet's poop scoop
    commongood
    attentionwhore

    I'm liking Obis "Or maybe" at present
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 16, 2015
  2. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    I like the idea of UserName Game. <laugh>

    Heed's Prediction Bitch or HPB for short, seems the best up to now...
     
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    Heed, Feb 16, 2015
  3. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Given your tendency to goad a certain group with your fishing skills you could go for Master baiter
     
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    Obi Wan, Feb 16, 2015
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  4. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Why not go for something simple like 'Son of Smug'....
     
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    Heed, Feb 16, 2015
  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    A weekly Username game, with a user selected at random (whoever has pissed me off really) to have their name changed. I like the idea of this but some will get all, "I have had the same username since the 606 days" blah blah ****ing blah. If you are one of those gimps, all I can say is....JPF had ya ma up the dunger.
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I am not well connected enough to have such a name bestowed upon me. Unless you know the Prince of Monaco personally, you're nothing.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 16, 2015

  7. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I like it.

    We should start with:

    1. Whover won the last HEADLINE GAME
    2. Whover is leading the prediction league
    3.Whoever is leading the fantasy league

     
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    Obi Wan, Feb 16, 2015
  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    More chance of making the shortlist if the avatar is linked
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 16, 2015
  9. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Pardew's Pimp is cheeky little number.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Feb 16, 2015
  10. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    well, I like the idea, can I suggest Dick Heed for someone....(3)
     
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    Heed, Feb 16, 2015
  11. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    you mean like SmegHead....
     
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    Heed, Feb 16, 2015
  12. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Top C**t?
     
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    Heed well known cheat

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    Getting back to your good self BG.

    How about the '6th Finger'....
     
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    Heed, Feb 16, 2015
  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Avatar?
    please log in to view this image
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I've addressed these rumours before, it was four fingers and thumb in the bum with Obis wife.
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Just read through post 21 lads, you should be really proud of yourselves.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Five Finger Stinger
    Finger Blaster
    I spocked and shocked her

    Would any of these pass the decency test?
     
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  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Err, that was JPF in a wig.
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Top C**t was meant more for Trev, just to keep with the avi theme. <ok>
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    JPF has had the op?
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 16, 2015
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