Big bloody steak mushrooms and home made crispy chips with double fried eggs . Dipping the chips in runny egg yolk and blood with plenty pepper.
Fillet steak for this romantic devil on Valentines. Cooked by me. Widny let her near cooking ma steak. Medium rare. Any **** eating a steak medium or above should be shot dead. A coo gave it's life so you could have a nice steak dinner and then ye incinerate it's meat ya disrespectful bastard.
On my phone your wee arrows are pointing to your name which makes you the most stupid person on the Internet by your own admission. Nana na nana
It just proves you're too stupid to understand how posting on a forum works. No surprise there. Don't worry, the geriatric spastics will be along to defend you soon
I know exactly how It works. People post and then you come on and whinge and greet like a little bitch. Make a rip roaring **** of yourself and then blame everybody else for you being a complete tool. Simple. Much the same as yourself
Does anyone toast plain bread in a toaster but due to the length of the bread half the bread in two, put the halved bread into toaster, remove one bit of toast, forgetting to remove the other bit which then acts as a shield for Mindy's bit of toast resulting in Mindy getting half toasted toast and incinerated original toast stinking out the kitchen Beelin
I like my toast well fired then left in a rack to cool before applying marmalade or thick salted butter. I like my steaks rare, 2 mins on each side max.