The General Election Countdown Thread

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Who gets your vote in 2015

  • Conservatives

  • Labour

  • Lib Dem

  • SNP

  • UKIP

  • Plaid Cymru

  • Sinn Fein

  • Greens

  • BNP

  • The Swinging Sweaty Monkey Brains Bukkake Party


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I honestly don't give a **** who wins.

Sorry to be an arsehole and pick you up on this, but I think you should care about who wins.

Another five years of the Tories will be absolutely disastrous. The gap between the wealthy and the poor is expanding and it will get even worse if they stay on.
 
If Labour or any of the lefties win then we can expect to see an overall reduction in food prices to suit the plebians. I dread to think what sort of clientele would start using Waitrose, it would be like queuing for bread in East Berlin.
 
Sorry to be an arsehole and pick you up on this, but I think you should care about who wins.

Another five years of the Tories will be absolutely disastrous. The gap between the wealthy and the poor is expanding and it will get even worse if they stay on.

Suck ma dick ya bell shiner

I don't give a **** about the poor. You're one of these fannies who think folk should be ashamed to be rich aren't you?
 
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Suck ma dick ya bell shiner

I don't give a **** about the poor. You're one of these fannies who think folk should be ashamed to be rich aren't you?

I think that it isn't unjust to want the richer in the world to give back to society and actually help with problems that poor people are facing everyday.

By all means be proud of your wealth and successes but don't be greedy.
 
I couldn't even name a political party here, **** knows who the president/prime minister/whatever is, such is the relevance of politics. It's great.
 
Labour are just moderate Tories.

The Green Party are the true representation of the working classes. The only credible socialist alternative to the current right wing nightmare.

Bollocks.

Liberal lefty loonies with no concept of government at all.

****in limp wristed pansies.
 
<UKIP>

I reckon the Greens are going to get more seats than the facist scum.

At least UKIPpers are ruining Tory chances, they're becoming toxic and Cameron has lost the plot trying to appease everyone.

'Mon the lefties!

**** off ****ter boy.
 
The resident manky old **** has finally caught up with the rest of GC.

Do you use your finger to follow the words on your screen?
 
If you want a landscape full of wind turbines VOTE GREEN.

It's the only ****ing thing they know about.

A wasted vote.

VOTE UKIP <ok>
 
The resident manky old **** has finally caught up with the rest of GC.

Do you use your finger to follow the words on your screen?

...and his lips move in silent pronunciation of each and every word.
 
...and his lips move in silent pronunciation of each and every word.

He has to stop quite often to re-adjust his thick-rimmed glasses though. They keep on slipping down his hairy old man nose.
 
He has to stop quite often to re-adjust his thick-rimmed glasses though. They keep on slipping down his hairy old man nose.

...nah, he fixed that by applying elastoplast strips to the bridge of his glasses.