The General Election Countdown Thread

Sorry to be an arsehole and pick you up on this, but I think you should care about who wins.

Another five years of the Tories will be absolutely disastrous. The gap between the wealthy and the poor is expanding and it will get even worse if they stay on.

 

Awe that's a bugger if you're poor. Heyho

 

If Labour or any of the lefties win then we can expect to see an overall reduction in food prices to suit the plebians. I dread to think what sort of clientele would start using Waitrose, it would be like queuing for bread in East Berlin.

 

Suck ma dick ya bell shiner

I don't give a **** about the poor. You're one of these fannies who think folk should be ashamed to be rich aren't you?

 

Is that venom?

 

I think that it isn't unjust to want the richer in the world to give back to society and actually help with problems that poor people are facing everyday.

By all means be proud of your wealth and successes but don't be greedy.

 

Would you like to see my penis?

 

Baldy Mick's voting Whig.

 

Do they still hang gays on the IOM?

 

Bollocks.

Liberal lefty loonies with no concept of government at all.

****in limp wristed pansies.

 

**** off ****ter boy.

 

The resident manky old **** has finally caught up with the rest of GC.

Do you use your finger to follow the words on your screen?

 

If you want a landscape full of wind turbines VOTE GREEN.

It's the only ****ing thing they know about.

A wasted vote.

VOTE UKIP

 

...and his lips move in silent pronunciation of each and every word.

 

He has to stop quite often to re-adjust his thick-rimmed glasses though. They keep on slipping down his hairy old man nose.

 

...nah, he fixed that by applying elastoplast strips to the bridge of his glasses.

 

Nothing worse than a ****.

Oh hang on, a Green **** is.