Off Topic Valentines Day
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It's ****ing true! They were both conceived around Valentines day!
I always tell them "Valentines was a special time for your dad, it's when he got his annual shag" they can't even deny it.
Anybody born mid-october is the product of a valentines shag
most of my siblings (75% of us) were born in August/September, inc. me.
It was neither my mum's or Dad's birthday in November. I guess there was nowt else to do!
Funny thing is, we all look the same. the other 2 (25%) were born April and June & look remarkably different
As for Valentine's. i'll drop her off at the hairdressers Saturday morning while I take the dog and bairn for (yet another) walk.
Then I might just gan home. She can get the bus back
most of my siblings (75% of us) were born in August/September, inc. me.
It was neither my mum's or Dad's birthday in November. I guess there was nowt else to do!
Funny thing is, we all look the same. the other 2 (25%) were born April and June & look remarkably different
As for Valentine's. i'll drop her off at the hairdressers Saturday morning while I take the dog and bairn for (yet another) walk.
Then I might just gan home. She can get the bus back
What are you suggesting?
most of my siblings (75% of us) were born in August/September, inc. me.
It was neither my mum's or Dad's birthday in November. I guess there was nowt else to do!
Funny thing is, we all look the same. the other 2 (25%) were born April and June & look remarkably different
As for Valentine's. i'll drop her off at the hairdressers Saturday morning while I take the dog and bairn for (yet another) walk.
Then I might just gan home. She can get the bus back
My two brothers, who have a different dad to me, were both born end of December 2 years apart.
9 months previous to that date is my mums bloody birthday!
I know times were hard back then but FFS, I wonder if he put a bow on it!
What are you suggesting?
Two different milkmen? One is tall, fair and blond, wavy hair. The other is petite, black hair and olive skinned.
In reality, one resembles me dad, the other one looks like me Ma.
Well I will be taking our lass out to the Golden Fleece in Silksworth to watch a rock band...Surely you can't get anymore romantic than this!
daft ****s...get a
Aye mate, going again next week.
just been up in Loas for a few days.
Aye mate, going again next week.
just been up in Loas for a few days.
Spending it travelling down on the train to Leeds for a night out organised by my mate, loads of fit single lasses going, should be quality. Then heading to Bradford on Sunday for the match. Should be a class weekend, no need for any of that romantic ****e!
Who's on RAW? Normally decent in there unfortunately I'm at some daft tw*ts wedding do.
The Rattlers are on tonight mate...Always a decent turn..