I was Lucifer Jones when I rejoined, but there was a reason![]()
I forgot about that.
Yer aff the one true user name list.
I was Lucifer Jones when I rejoined, but there was a reason![]()
I had a massive breakfast at 7am so will probably skip lunch today.
Aye, yer wife said it would keep you occupied for 20 minutes whilst I was upstairs banging her.

20 mins ffs you obviously don't know MrsGas. She'll have you tied up for most of the day.![]()
Chicken and vegetable broth and a little spicy chicken skewer kebab, hot, from the local Morrisons for this feckless ****wit.



Or here's another idea, why don't you just not ****ing read it and carry on with your ultra interesting Mick is a **** thread with all the other grown up's?
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Or here's another idea, why don't you just not ****ing read it and carry on with your ultra interesting Mick is a **** thread with all the other grown up's?
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I was never liquidated
Because he's a moany-faced child who exists only to whine and bitch?
You're making less sense than usual? Quite an achievement...
You're making less sense than usual? Quite an achievement...
Now **** off too![]()
Very hungover today - had my works leaving do last night. So a couple of ciggies for lunch I think