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Was working as a first aider....got lucky and was put in the section between the Celtic and Rangers fans.

Some amount of sports direct balls at the bottom of the aisle <laugh> Mike Ashley would have made a fortune. I worked out that guy must have spent at least £6.90 on sports direct bags as well.
 
Was working as a first aider....got lucky and was put in the section between the Celtic and Rangers fans.

Some amount of sports direct balls at the bottom of the aisle <laugh> Mike Ashley would have made a fortune. I worked out that guy must have spent at least £6.90 on sports direct bags as well.

Good on you <ok>

I take it you Volunteered. If so I doff my cap to you.
 
Back in the olden days of terraces and being allowed to take beer into the match, I had a female teacher who was working as a first-aider at Parkhead on a European night. Some guy finished his can of beer and decided he desperately needs a piss. Not wanting to miss the football, he unzips and starts pissing into the can. Celtic suddenly score and there's a big surge forward. The guy slashes his cock on the lip of the can and my teacher had to dress it for him.

CSB
 
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Back in the olden days of terraces and being allowed to take beer into the match, I had a female teacher who was working as a first-aider at Parkhead on a European night. Some guy finished his can of beer and decided he desperately needs a piss. Not wanting to miss the football, he unzips and starts pissing into the can. Celtic suddenly score and there's a big surge forward. The guy slashes his cock on the lip of the can and my teacher had to dress it for him.

CSB

Good reason to never bring back terraces then.

I was asked if I could go to the Celtic Inter game but I have an exam the next day, so probably best for me to avoid that one.