Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

He will need to wheel himself to a chair to have a think about what you have just said..

 

That`s a false accusation. I`m not standing for that.

 

Do you wheely think so?

 

Didn't he get some aesthetic legs made after the war?

 

Where there's a bin there's always a wheely good excuse I suppose..

 

Yes mate but they kept going to sleep.

 

No, he takes things in his stride, always has done..

 

My Dad used to say people were 'lower than Douglas Bader's ballsack'.

I never dared ask him what it meant

 

Were they pleasing on the eye MrRaw?

 

I went out on a limb and opened a shop selling knocked off prosthetics ........ when the police raided us I didn't have a leg to stand on

 

Toe the line man for foots sake.

 

Nah, he really needs to sit down in a chair, he's legged it to many times and quite frankly he is a 3 legged tosser..

 

I missed out on the home semi-final, against Man Utd ......... but I made the 2nd leg

 

I can imagine you wood.

 

But in his case, he wood'nt..

 

That wood be a worst case scenario.

 

I once carved a false leg out of a statue of the Pope ....... I walked into an Irish bar and it all kicked off.

 

It wood never happen and I stand on that

 

I bet that was a monumental occasion.

 

My mate had wooden legs and when his house caught fire the fire brigade saved the house but Tommy was burnt to the ground.