C'mon you guys, give me something, anything, to cheer about. Please? Murray, the English Scott, the woeful eleven you call a cricket team and the wonderful Millwall all letting me down so very badly. You've no idea how hard I try to be positive but its not easy. We have a cricket X1 that are positively f**king useless, a scottish/English tennis player devoid of any personality who positively gives up if things don't go his way and a positively wonderful football team that is positively not winning much. Things are getting worse and I'm running out of scotch!
I'm happy he lost the miserable ****er, why is it though that when he loses, he's British yet when he wins he's Scottish!