An Open Letter

Dear Denise,

Now we are officially the30th richest club in Europe, and that makes you a very happy worman.

I am sure that the family purse must be full to overflowing and the pension fund fit to bust.

But, can you please let that nice Mr Hughes have some spare petty cash (say £20 Million) to buy a decent striker?

Thanks ever so much.

Yours from the womb

Love and Kisses

Nick

 

That sounds like a bad omen Nick.

 

What does JM ?

 

A striker who is quick in movement and thought. A good header of the ball as well as being a good dribbler and having a good strong accurate shot with either foot. Who knows when it is the right time to pass. He must be willing to fight for every loose ball and help out in defence whenever required. He must be youngish but have experience at the top level. Also it is important that he is no prima donna , and is easy to get on with and liked by everbody.


I don't know his name , but if you do , whisper it to mark Hughes.
ps and be accurate and fair when tackling.

 

Hello , Ulloa

 

Sir James Greenhoff

 

It's the unborn bit mate, I keep thinking of the Omen film.

 

Ah I see JM. Sorry bit thick.

Just wait until my next reincarnation...getting younger everyday . Hope all well mate

 

Can't complain mate, that's not my department in our house.

 

we dont need a new striker we have Super Jon Walters, boy has he stepped up to the plate this season, humble pie all round

 

I agree, many thought his time at Stoke might be coming to an end (not me I hasten to add) but, yes, he appears to be back to the kind of form he showed in 2011. Well done SJW

 

We still need more, Croich has re-signed but it's not enough at this level.