I get your trying to mock Football Manager but that isn't how its done on Football Manager at all, this years development of youth has been slowed down hugely and the development of youngsters takes far longer than it used to.
I'll say it again - we aren't signing anybody in this window.
The players we have inquired about to loan don't wish to come here.
There is still hope for a loan-in striker but time is running out.
I'll say it again - we aren't signing anybody in this window.
The players we have inquired about to loan don't wish to come here.
There is still hope for a loan-in striker but time is running out.
The two 'strikers' from Caen that we are supposed to be scouting are nowhere near this level and are '1 in 10' strikers. Geez!
Erm. Oxymoronic much?
If all goes to plan, we're getting a forward in by Friday, according to my source in the club. It's taken ages because we've had to jiggle money around. Although he reads these boards and if he finds out I've posted it (there isn't anybody else as far as I'm aware who knows him), he won't tell me anything again. So I'm not giving names, but don't panic just yet. If it falls through I'll let you know. And if he's told me this and it turns out to be a rouse to stop me pestering him with texts, then I'll give you all his email address and you can all hound him.
Roo send us all some bbq food in the post.
Sorry mate, our King Prawns won't fit in a postage bag and our beer is far too strong for you. Stick to shrimps and "****ter piss"
Sorry mate, our King Prawns won't fit in a postage bag and our beer is far too strong for you. Stick to shrimps and "****ter piss"
**** off convict. Your lot drink ****ter piss.
**** off convict. Your lot drink ****ter piss.
He'll probably come back and slate English lager but this got me thinking - is there any big selling English lager? I cant think of any.
My avatar is a picture of what is far too good for you.Pommy beer tastes like chewing tobacco and sawdust soaked in paraffin.
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My avatar is a picture of what is far too good for you.Pommy beer tastes like chewing tobacco and sawdust soaked in paraffin.
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Which suggests you've had chewing tobacco and sawdust. And paraffin.
You convicts must've been desperate.