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Off Topic Pointless point-scoring thread

Discussion in 'Celtic' started by RebelBhoy, May 15, 2012.

  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Absolutely furious <laugh>

    "Ah dinnae care so ah don't an by ra way heers mah 400 wurd essay awn it"
     
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  2. Big Audio Dynamite

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    <laugh>
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

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    No doubt the RST, UoF, KKK etc. will be putting together an advert of their own in the Daily Ranger claiming they're still the same team. I hope the DR reprints it verbatim showing the blue crayon scribblings and all the spelling errors.
     
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  4. Big Audio Dynamite

    Big Audio Dynamite Well-Known Member

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    They better save their 3k for when big Michael has them :emoticon-0172-mooni again
     
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  5. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Well transfer my membership and TUPE my contract if this five-beel agreement hasn't been punished enough, break out the fizz.
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I've heard some Angry Bears are so totally unconcerned that they've hired their own Lawyer to see which laws were broken by the Herald.
     
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  7. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    <laugh> Rougé

    UEFA
    SFA
    SPFL
    ECA

    Read it and spew <rofl><rofl><ok>
     
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  8. Big Audio Dynamite

    Big Audio Dynamite Well-Known Member

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    Just post yer results from CL qualifying in 2012, that will shut them up Edge <ok>
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

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    You forgot the Advertising Standards Authority <ok>
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

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    Alex Rae, now working as assistant to Alex McLeish at KRC Genk in Belgium, said: “Listen, that’s just provoking things. If that’s what they get their kicks from on the day, maybe it will take away from their performance!

    “Seriously, good luck to them, they can conduct themselves like that if they want.

    “Rangers, over the years, have tried to conduct themselves in the right manner, with a bit of dignity. “So it’s not important what they do. What is important is how we conduct ourselves.”

    <doh>

    Like walking away from massive debts, leaving Face painters and Newsagents to sift through the shambles? That's really dignified
     
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  11. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    We didn't qualify as we never had up to date accounts?

    But at least UEFA still rank us every year, albeit we're 112th but we're still ahead of teams like Rapid Vienna, Samp and Auxerre even in spite of being completely fked over by criminal activity.
     
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  12. Patience

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    <laugh> Did he actually say that?
     
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  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Bazz LightBeel - Tae infinity and beyond <laugh>
     
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  14. Big Audio Dynamite

    Big Audio Dynamite Well-Known Member

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    A bad man done it and ran away? gotcha <ok>
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Yep, which makes him as stupid as the rest.
     
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  16. Big Audio Dynamite

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    If you listen really hard, you can hear his dug yelping every time he kicks it.
     
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  17. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    The Buzz Lightyear comparison is apt. He was a toy who believed he was a real life space hero.

    Just like Sevco believe they are the real Rangers.

    Randy Newman should write a song about it.
     
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  18. Big Audio Dynamite

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    Police visit Celtic training ground to plead with the players not to celebrate too much on Sunday <doh>

    I have ****ing heard it all now.
     
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  19. VenomPD

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    Pump the ****s and celebrate with the Celtic fans. If the Hunnish hoardes riot then that's on them and the polis. No Celtic or the players.
     
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  20. Big Audio Dynamite

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    They must be going to MP the mora to tell them the same thing :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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