Not In the Bible

[Otto Flayshow]

The wee guy shouting out 'It's not in the Bible' cracks me up.

http://news.sky.com/story/1415187/not-in-bible-shout-mars-womans-consecration

He reminds me of 'The Life of Brian' scene where someone shouts 'I'm not' when Brian tells them that they're all different.

 

[monacoger]

does it, aye?

 

[gas]

Shut up big nose

 

[Otto Flayshow]

Monica, the very chap. Apparently Benedict Cumberbatch has got himself into hot water for using the word 'coloured' to describe a black person. I know that you're up in these things. What's the correct expression to use?

 

[VenomPD]

Monica, the very chap. Apparently Benedict Cumberbatch has got himself into hot water for using the word 'coloured' to describe a black person. I know that you're up in these things. What's the correct expression to use?

Porch Monkey

 

[monacoger]

Monica, the very chap. Apparently Benedict Cumberbatch has got himself into hot water for using the word 'coloured' to describe a black person. I know that you're up in these things. What's the correct expression to use?

Correct expression for a black would be Negro(commonly known as a ******), but kaffir is also used(which comes from the Arabic, meaning "non-believer"). "Coloureds" are generally people who have a dirty Dutch father who pumped aforementioned kaffir to make a coloured baby. So I was told in the fatherland of South Africa anyway

 

[VenomPD]

Coloured. In retrospect that's funnier than any of the others.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Surely in America they are colored ?

 

[monacoger]

Surely in America they are colored ?

That is because they are uneducated there too

 

[VenomPD]

Surely in America they are colored ?

Surely that's only if they are wearing a shirt for a parole hearing?

 

[VenomPD]

Ah "colored" not "collared"

I see where I went wrong.

 

[monacoger]

Surely that's only if they are wearing a shirt for a parole hearing?

Which is more often than not.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Not actually Black (either sallow or light brown) = Asian
Black as the inside of an Aberdonian's Wallet = Black

 

[Gambol]

does it, aye?

How's yer nig nog rug rat, sooth afreeka bhoy?

 

[Otto Flayshow]

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[VenomPD]

That's the French for yie.

 

[Gambol]

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Top left is the base of a candle holder, and top right is a sweetie wrapper?

 

[Spook]

Top left is the base of a candle holder, and top right is a sweetie wrapper?

Top right looks like a Capri Sun.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Top right looks like a Capri Sun.

Nah that's a Boost energy bar or summat.

 

[Spook]

Nah that's a Boost energy bar or summat.

Fuch nose.