Not In the Bible

The wee guy shouting out 'It's not in the Bible' cracks me up.

http://news.sky.com/story/1415187/not-in-bible-shout-mars-womans-consecration

He reminds me of 'The Life of Brian' scene where someone shouts 'I'm not' when Brian tells them that they're all different.

 

does it, aye?

 

Shut up big nose

 

Monica, the very chap. Apparently Benedict Cumberbatch has got himself into hot water for using the word 'coloured' to describe a black person. I know that you're up in these things. What's the correct expression to use?

 

Porch Monkey

 

Correct expression for a black would be Negro(commonly known as a ******), but kaffir is also used(which comes from the Arabic, meaning "non-believer"). "Coloureds" are generally people who have a dirty Dutch father who pumped aforementioned kaffir to make a coloured baby. So I was told in the fatherland of South Africa anyway

 

Coloured. In retrospect that's funnier than any of the others.

 

Surely in America they are colored ?

 

That is because they are uneducated there too

 

Surely that's only if they are wearing a shirt for a parole hearing?

 

Ah "colored" not "collared"

I see where I went wrong.

 

Which is more often than not.

 

Not actually Black (either sallow or light brown) = Asian
Black as the inside of an Aberdonian's Wallet = Black

 

How's yer nig nog rug rat, sooth afreeka bhoy?

 

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That's the French for yie.

 

Top left is the base of a candle holder, and top right is a sweetie wrapper?

 

Top right looks like a Capri Sun.

 

Nah that's a Boost energy bar or summat.

 

Fuch nose.