Get on Twitter. Les Cockers son (Dave) is on there and Les did quite a lot of dossiers and match reports for Don. He might have some originals or be able to confirm this is genuine. Surely Elland wouldn't ever give out fraudulent particulars to his clients!
Don't doubt you, Elland. Just a bit disappointed. These were legendary, but I've done similar write-ups myself after a match, & I'd hardly call them legendary. The impression I was given was that a write-up on a player was so detailed that it was almost like a small book. I know that the england squad resented them when the Don took over as manager and I used to understand, thinking it might be an onerous task to read all the material. But looking at this, 5 minutes would have done it! What was all the fuss about?
Millwall jokes Someone asked me the other day, what time do Millwall kick off? About every ten minutes I replied. What do you get if you cross a millwall fan with a Jehovah Witness? Someone who knocks on the door and tells you to **** off. West Ham will be playing Millwall again. I remember last time when I took my sons, we could only get tickets for the Millwall end. We got there early and in they came, big fat ****s with shaved heads, no teeth, tattoos, the language was awful, my kids were terrified. It got even worse when their boyfriends turned up. I'm a lifelong supporter of Millwall and, this year, my season ticket has been right next to a gorgeous young blonde. Over the course of the season we have chatted and, last week, I finally had the courage to ask her out for a drink after the game. We had a few pints and ended up getting quite drunk. The sexual tension was amazing so I invited her back to my place for a "nightcap". The minute we walked in the door, we started ripping each other's clothes off in a mad sexual frenzy, our insatiable animal lust driving each other wild. I ran my fingers round the waistband of her cute little panties before pulling them down to expose her dripping pussy. I lay down on the bed, pulled her over to me and told her to use my face like a seat. Quick as a flash, she ripped it clean off my skull, ran outside swearing and threw it at a passing West Ham fan. A little boy gets ten pounds for his birthday & rushes down to the the sports shop to buy the new football he has been desperate for.He gets the ball down from the rack & gives the shopkeeper his ten pound. "Sorry son",says the shopkeeper."This ball costs twenty pound,but you've only got ten pound". Thinking quickly,the boy looks up at the club balls & says,"Ok.If you blindfold me & I guess the ball will you let me have the ball for ten pound"?The shopkeeper curiously agrees,& blindfolds the boy. First up he gives the boy an Arsenal ball."Ok",says the boy placing his ear to the ball."I can hear the blasting of two cannons.This must be an Arsenal ball". "That was a lucky guess",said the shopkeeper."Lets try another one".So he hands him a Millwall ball."Ok",says the boy placing his ear to the ball again."I can hear a pack of rampant lions."It must be a Millwall ball". "Goodness me",says the shopkeeper."If you get the next one right I'll let you have the ball for nothing" & passes him another ball.Again the boy puts the ball to his ear & after a few moments he says,"That's a Tottenham ball". "I don't believe it",shouts the shopkeeper."How on earth did you get that one?I suppose you heard a cockerel crowing?" "No",said the boy."It's going down".
Matt doesn't seem to celebrate as well as he did at Leeds, maybe he's missing the crowds. I personally think he deserves to be in Championship, but probably will be next season.
Didn't note the date either. Only thought now is that he attended the match to assess players for his england squad. Possible?
Just because Revie wasn't the Leeds manager at the time, doesn't mean that he didn't attend the game and do the report.
That's about as weak as " excellent travel links" in house particulars when what you actually mean is the fecking house is built in the fast lane of a fecking motorway.
