Everyone will strike me down on this, but this could keep us up. Mario Balotelli on loan anyone? He might be one of the biggest twats going but he could easily score 10 goals for us and keep us up. It's either him or Ameobi, and even he looks like he is going to West Brom.
0 PL goals, a t**t in the dressing room, and high wage demands (which may be paid by Liverpool) worst suggestion yet!