Not a good week to be a Russian oligarch: Abramovich lost £281m in the space of 48 hours, while Alisher Usmanov lost an eye-watering £505m
You could've given me a hundred guesses and I wouldn't have said that was a statue of him. What's going on with the groin, anyway?
CR7 is so vain/jealous he asked the bottom half to be modeled on Bale in the WHL CL game against Inter Milan.
Can we stop comparing Martin Keown to things, please? It's extremely insulting to whatever he's being compared to.
Well, as I believe that the original Missing Link died quite a while ago, and is therefore unlikely to be offended, let's carry on taking the piss out Keown, eh?
Clarke Carlisle's in critical condition in Leeds General Infirmary after being hit by a lorry. Hope he recovers. Seems like a nice, well intentioned bloke.
Yeah, I like him, good commentator even if he does spend half of all Spurs games he covers talking about Dembele. Hope he makes a full and quick recovery.
I would like to echo the sentiments of the 2 above posts,and hope Clarke make's a speedy,full recovery
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30589574 The A64 is the main A road to York from Leeds. It's a fast road - practically motorway, but it's susceptible to flooding. Clarke's a bright bloke. He was brilliant on Countdown taking on Rachel Riley at the numbers game. I wish him a speedy recovery too.