Still no wife pics you ****ing twat!! Get it sorted or I'll tell the Chinese Authorities that you are MI6 and trying to organise a revolution you ****ing ****!
There's a Malaysian girl that works here. By Christ she's gorgeous. Far too young for this old **** though. She has the most luscious lips.
Clothed with legs slightly open and knowing look of "you want ting tang quim" would suffice for this desperately lonely suicidal junkie.
Aw aye .. eh We slag you and you have to leave but it's ok for you to have a go Bealey, eh! Nice mate ...nice!