Off Topic The Wonderful, magical and exciting countdown to Christmas thread

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
24 days to go
24 days till Christmas
24 days till the big fat fella comes down your chimney and steals your presents and drinks your beer
24 days till Christmas
 
Nozzer said:
No Christmas balls in your house this year I suppose?
Click to expand...

Keeps 'em in a jar.


What's Christmas like in Krautland anyway? They seem to go a bundle on it over here with their German Markets and funfair stuff.
Unless that's yet another cynical marketing exercise. <whistle>
 
organic red said:
That picture doesn't really do her many favours though,or is it just me? :bandit:
Click to expand...

Not really tbf, try this recent one

You must log in or register to see images


Her surgeon is boss I want his number ffs
 
Dinner on Sh*tmas day for me and the Mrs will involve me going to the Indian takeaway Sh*tmas eve and ordering the works like we have done for the last 2 years, bunging it in the fridge then on the dreadful day to the local for a few (6) beers coz it's my birthday then home for curry...mmm.

You must log in or register to see images
 
Redreggy said:
Dinner on Sh*tmas day for me and the Mrs will involve me going to the Indian takeaway Sh*tmas eve and ordering the works like we have done for the last 2 years, bunging it in the fridge then on the dreadful day to the local for a few (6) beers coz it's my birthday then home for curry...mmm.

You must log in or register to see images
Click to expand...

Have had curry on crimbo day a couple of times recently. Home made one though.
 
Got held up in the shop this morning by a young mum who couldn't decide whether to get the mars bar advent calendar or one of the other ones. There's a display near the till. She kept swapping them and bringing them over about to pay then changing her mind. <steam> Kid she was buying for wan't there to say which he wanted, but she had another kid with who was being better behaved than the mum herself.
 
saintanton said:
Keeps 'em in a jar.


What's Christmas like in Krautland anyway? They seem to go a bundle on it over here with their German Markets and funfair stuff.
Unless that's yet another cynical marketing exercise. <whistle>
Click to expand...

Christmas over here is fairly similar, I suppose. You obviously have loads of German markets (or Christmas markets as they're called here) and they drink lots of Glühwein. But you get the presents on Christmas Eve, and the Christmas songs are even more awful.

[video=youtube;hThhLoP69gM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hThhLoP69gM[/video]
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top Bottom
Back