So a disappointing day takes a turn for the better. At a do for our lasses parents and guess who walks in. Only Black Elvis. Setting up his equipment on the stage as we speak. Looking forward to this.
How very odd. I was going to start a thread on Bobby a couple of days ago. 'Why's that Carmine?' I hear you all ask. Well allow me to tell you. Now sit down Chazz cos this is gonna excite you the most.................................. he's only working as security at Tesco's on Bricknell. I s**t you not, I nearly dropped me Ginsters ham and mushroom slice when I saw him stood near the self service check out. NATO jumper( in navy) and boots shiny as a pin. He looked as smart as a carrot, shook my hand and everything. Top bloke.
He used to do it in the one on spring bank for quite a long while as well. Used to make my day every time
He just sat next to me before going on stage. Been chatting for a good half hour. Star struck doesn't even start it.
In all seriousness, he really is a nice bloke. I'd go for a pint with him any day of the week. HHH, I envy you.
I've seen this chap swinging his hips in Tescos before, both Bricknell and, I am pretty sure, St Stephens. My brother pointed out his propensity to be the King. Not seen him do his Elvis myself though. Enjoy, mind.
Course he's got to keep moving,he's Elvis, the paparazzi's been on his tail for years. They nearly caught up with him once, when he worked in a chip shop. He's a master of disguise though,our Elvis. Black indeed...Mwah haa haa...
PS, if you see some **** doing a Robbie Williams sort of set, claiming also to be a 'comedian' at the same time, give him a fat lip. A proper ****ing ****, I swear.
I feel it's my duty to point out he also worked at the Tesco Express on Anlaby Road at one point. And he was singing at the Christmas lights switch-on thing the other night.
[video=youtube_share;xevYYQhRXKY]http://youtu.be/xevYYQhRXKY[/video] Need I say more? A master at work.
The man is the total package as an entertainer. Got a couple of I'll try to post tomorrow. Our lass is getting jealous about the amount of attention I'm giving him.
You had one of those selfies that are all the rage taken with him? I would, more than 1 as well. Find out where he lives. Please.
