Glasgow - Smile Better

[BH1972RFC]

I remember this was the campaign logo for the City Of Culture(?) award many moons ago.

Got me thinking that there must be a few funnies to be heard out of potential campaign logos for other cities / towns around the U.K. A couple to start off:


Coatbridge - Where Teeth Are Optional

Ayr - One Big Happy Family

 

[RAVENBLACK]

"Edinburgh - where gayness is essential"

 

[BH1972RFC]

"Croy - Twinned With Beirut"

 

[Jobby Funbags]

Ayrshire - where an even number of fingers is a disadvantage

 

[The Raging Oxter]

"Edinburgh - where gayness is essential"

That's mighty original ER.

Here, have another Werther's original.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Peterculter - Full of old ****s.

 

[EDGE]

Blantyre - Twinned with the Moon.

 

[EDGE]

Belfast - Bring your peace bricks

 

[BH1972RFC]

"Onthank - Haste Ye Back"

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Garelochhead - land of the jakes

 

[Diaby's Massive Tekkers]

Inverness - ****

 

[RAVENBLACK]

"Glasgow - Gettiung It Write evrythyme"

 

[EDGE]

Edinburgh - You'll have had yer tea then?

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Glasgow - Stab, stab, stab...

 

[BH1972RFC]

"Scunthorpe - Putting The **** into Shorpe"

 

[Jobby Funbags]

Aberdeen - ethnically diverse (well, a couple of loons moved here from Fraserburgh recently and one of them has a sun tan)

 

[EDGE]

Glasgow - Stab, stab, stab...

Chib it is you ****.

Anyway, it should be "Glasgow - **** ye, Heider ,smack, plunge - Tweet Tweet, Possil Fleet, steal the shoes right aff yer feet"

 

[BH1972RFC]

"Sighthill - Be Original, Be Employed"

 

[Otto Flayshow]

Edinburgh - Who needs excitement when you've got a camera obscura?

 

[EDGE]

Edinburgh - ****ing up public projects since 1600