DIY Operations

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
Ponders Revisited

Ponders Revisited

Well-Known Member
Jun 16, 2011
12,084
6,590
113
Elsbels
I'm quite a dab hand at lancing boils, abscesses and other poisonous sores.

I've corrected in-growing toenails by way of a modelling knife, TCP and swabbing.

My toolbox has supplied the answers to troublesome teeth.

And I've even stitched up a slice on my palm.

Have you ever saved NHS resources by conducting your own in-house theatre?
 
Playing football one week, I did a slide tackle on the 3G surface and cut all my knee.

A few days later, I repeated the same feat and all the wee black bits went into the already open wound.

I bathed and thought I'd caught all the debris, but a few days later, my knee began to ached badly and a green discharge began to weep out of the wound. I had to pull out a few more of the black bits from the poisonous wound with tweezers and had to lance open parts which had began healing with the wee black bits trapped under my skin.

All in all, good times.
 
EDGE Industries said:
Playing football one week, I did a slide tackle on the 3G surface and cut all my knee.

A few days later, I repeated the same feat and all the wee black bits went into the already open wound.

I bathed and thought I'd caught all the debris, but a few days later, my knee began to ached badly and a green discharge began to weep out of the wound. I had to pull out a few more of the black bits from the poisonous wound with tweezers and had to lance open parts which had began healing with the wee black bits trapped under my skin.

All in all, good times.
Click to expand...

****.
 
Ponder The End said:
I'm quite a dab hand at lancing boils, abscesses and other poisonous sores.

I've corrected in-growing toenails by way of a modelling knife, TCP and swabbing.

My toolbox has supplied the answers to troublesome teeth.

And I've even stitched up a slice on my palm.

Have you ever saved NHS resources by conducting your own in-house theatre?
Click to expand...

You must log in or register to see images
 
I once got shot. To clean the wound out I broke open another bullet, poured the cordite into the open wound and lit it, thereby cauterising the wound.
 
If your cock falls off, there is no point in using UHU glue to stick it back on. You'll need a decent joinery glue to achieve an adequate bond.
 
Ponder The End said:
If your cock falls off, there is no point in using UHU glue to stick it back on. You'll need a decent joinery glue to achieve an adequate bond.
Click to expand...

If you cut off your cock a new one grows back which is longer and thicker in girth than the original. It's true - you should try it.
 
I snipped my banjo with keyring scissors for a laugh when i was 17.
The girls always compliment it .
I call it the half kiker.
 
stopmeandslapme said:
Ponders, I've got a wisdom tooth that needs pulling but I never get round/am too scared to go to the dentist. Have you pulled one of them out?
Click to expand...

I went 2 weeks ago back top left, the thing cracked and kept getting food stuck in it.
My dentist in Paddington gave me a big shot of nove then gripped it with some dental grip things and twisted it out.
After 2 days it started closing up .
Pretty easy really stoppers worth getting done before you get rot tooth breath.
 
23 said:
I went 2 weeks ago back top left, the thing cracked and kept getting food stuck in it.
My dentist in Paddington gave me a big shot of nove then gripped it with some dental grip things and twisted it out.
After 2 days it started closing up .
Pretty easy really stoppers worth getting done before you get rot tooth breath.
Click to expand...

I had two wisdom teeth pulled several years ago. Got such a bad infection that I got a swelling in my mouth meaning that I couldn't eat for a week, it was painful to drink. Antibiotics had no effect. Never felt so ill before or since.

That kinda puts me off going back for more.
 
stopmeandslapme said:
Ponders, I've got a wisdom tooth that needs pulling but I never get round/am too scared to go to the dentist. Have you pulled one of them out?
Click to expand...

I've not done one of them yet, but I'll happily give it a go.

If my wisdoms give me grief, I tend to chew on some cranberries; they are great for relieving pain and clearing infections.
 
Ponder The End said:
I've not done one of them yet, but I'll happily give it a go.

If my wisdoms give me grief, I tend to chew on some cranberries; they are great for relieving pain and clearing infections.
Click to expand...

Refresher bars are also good the chew sticks to the tooth and the sherbert works it's magic into the cavities rinse with Dr Pepper that tooth will be fine in no time.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top Bottom
Back