I'm not sitting with yous 2 in the boozer on friday.
Your cards are marked
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Which is why I replied to YOUR comment ya throbber
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This has to be one of the best threads ever.. Fair play to Paulo for coming on here.
Perhaps he has some competitors he'd like you all to review..

Thanks to some of you for at least putting up some good reviews of the restaurant. I haven't had much time to do too many responses to them all so I was only able to copy and paste the same paragraph in and tweak it for most. I promise I did want to do some better ones but my beautiful girlfriend (I see there is even a photo of her from my Facebook page on the thread!) doesn't like me spending my Sunday off on a computer and my dad (his business which I run, incidentally) is in hospital having suffered a stroke a month ago so I when not working at the restaurant I have been at his bedside helping him to do the toilet, feeding him, trying not to allow him to become depressed at not being able to move half his body etc. I'd really appreciate it if the bad reviews were removed as we get a lot of business from people who look us up on tripadvisor and it makes a big difference to how many people we can pay to employ etc. Thanks. Paolo. Qua Italian Restaurant.
Thanks to some of you for at least putting up some good reviews of the restaurant. I haven't had much time to do too many responses to them all so I was only able to copy and paste the same paragraph in and tweak it for most. I promise I did want to do some better ones but my beautiful girlfriend (I see there is even a photo of her from my Facebook page on the thread!) doesn't like me spending my Sunday off on a computer and my dad (his business which I run, incidentally) is in hospital having suffered a stroke a month ago so I when not working at the restaurant I have been at his bedside helping him to do the toilet, feeding him, trying not to allow him to become depressed at not being able to move half his body etc. I'd really appreciate it if the bad reviews were removed as we get a lot of business from people who look us up on tripadvisor and it makes a big difference to how many people we can pay to employ etc. Thanks. Paolo. Qua Italian Restaurant.
Someone invite Girvan. He's still due Dev a pizza.
and don't forget BH.
If you invite both BH & Girvan then you also need a couple of folk dressed like fannies playing a flute and a drum.
Don't get it?
