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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by User Deleted, Oct 29, 2014.

  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Who is djiboutijim?

     
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    Dunno...
     
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  3. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Did you call Paolo a tramp?
     
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    More or less <laugh> I just want to know how he's going to react to being told that his establishment is sensational but he's a ****. He canlt really say - you weren't even there.
     
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    He only seems to care about the stars as you gave him a good score I would be surprised to see a response, if he does we are back in business.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ok, let's work it out.

    From the user name 'djiboutijim' we can see overlapping portmanteaus of 'djinn' and 'jism', as well as a connecting 'bout'.

    'djinn' is known as a demon in eastern cultures.

    'jism' is known to be male ejaculate.

    'bout' is known in English to be a fight or competition.

    So, djiboutijim seem like a nice fella.
     
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    Is that a subtle way of asking me for a cock fight?
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Demonic cock fight, aye.
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

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    Liked Dan's Big Ben review.

    <laugh>
     
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  11. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Don't be slandering Big Ben we heavily rely on tourism in London you ****ing idiot.
    Some greaseball wop **** in Glasgow yes but not your own .
     
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    I must admit, before I put that review up, I was a bit worried that 2 million people worldwide may be put off coning to London becuase of a semi literate loony on the internet. More to the point, how can you slander a bloody bell?
     
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    Gambado Watford more like Gambadon't

    Coming to trip advisor very ****ing soon.
     
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    <laugh> Be my guest. I was in a Frankie and Bennys the other night with my brother and his family. The waitress who sorted out the bill was from Merseyside so i was going to slag them on trip advisor for putting my personal finances at risk.
     
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    You have a taste for it now eh?:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Nah - got bored very quickly <laugh>
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Errr, whit?
     
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    Own up - who was it? <laugh>

    &#8220;A Big Sausage&#8221;

    Reviewed 7 November 2014 NEW


    This place was recommended to me my best pal Rupert who usually has impeccable taste and loves a sausage. I don't usually go to Glasgow as it's full of ruffians and weird looking orange skinned women but Rupey-baby banged on about it for so long I decided to take the trip through.

    Well, blow me, was the meal to die for?!? It was probably the best thing I've had in my mouth since the first night of my Civil Partnership.

    The garlic bread was divine and the main course of Lasagne al forno was to die for! I didn't have the sweet course as I like to look after my figure but the table next to me had the profiteroles with whipped cream (the things I can do with whipped cream!) and I was literally drooling watching them eat.

    I highly recommend this restaurant and will def be back, darlings.
     
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    <laugh> FFS
     
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