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Who is djiboutijim?

“Simply the best”
5 of 5 stars Reviewed 8 November 2014 NEW

I visited the restaurant last Sunday on the recommendation of a friend. Italian food is usually my favourite when i go out to eat so i was really looking forward to it - I was not dissapointed.

The starter, Gamberetti Piccanti was wonderful. The prawns were full of flavour and succulence and the garlic and chilli sauce was spicy without being overpowering. The main course Risotto alla pescatora was easily the best Risotto i have ever had. The tomato and garlic sauce complimented the marvellous array of seafood and the rice was cooked to perfection.

My partner's choices, pate and chicken in a venison and red wine sauce looked lovely and I'm assured they tasted great as well. We concluded with the Tiramissu which, not surprisingly, was beautiful.

Whilst the food constitued the best italian meal i have had it was almost surpassed by the staff. Our waitress was attentive, polite, witty and seemed to take a real pride in our njoyment of the food.

I was a bit surprised reading some of the reviews here - though the spoof ones mde me chuckle - and must say I'm horrified at the responses by Paolo. I think it's very poor form to abuse people for making what they consider to be perfectly valid criticism even if i don't agree with them. His confrontational and, quite honestly, insulting attitude on here may put people off visiting which would be a great shame. If you're the type of person who is put off by someone who coms across as a bullying, hectoring, pseudo intellectual ne'erdowell, please think again. I couldn't praise the place highly enough and can guarante you'll love it here.
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Dan Starkey said:
More or less <laugh> I just want to know how he's going to react to being told that his establishment is sensational but he's a ****. He canlt really say - you weren't even there.
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He only seems to care about the stars as you gave him a good score I would be surprised to see a response, if he does we are back in business.
 
Thokozile Masipa said:
Who is djiboutijim?
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Ok, let's work it out.

From the user name 'djiboutijim' we can see overlapping portmanteaus of 'djinn' and 'jism', as well as a connecting 'bout'.

'djinn' is known as a demon in eastern cultures.

'jism' is known to be male ejaculate.

'bout' is known in English to be a fight or competition.

So, djiboutijim seem like a nice fella.
 
Gambol said:
Ok, let's work it out.

From the user name 'djiboutijim' we can see overlapping portmanteaus of 'djinn' and 'jism', as well as a connecting 'bout'.

'djinn' is known as a demon in eastern cultures.

'jism' is known to be male ejaculate.

'bout' is known in English to be a fight or competition.

So, djiboutijim seem like a nice fella.
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Is that a subtle way of asking me for a cock fight?
 
Liked Dan's Big Ben review.

Big Ben
Elizabeth Tower - Houses of Parliament
1 of 5 stars
Posted 5 Nov 2014
"Mediclockrity personified"
I got invited to Big Ben by my good friend Gustavo. I was very excited as i have visited other clock towers in the wortld and always loved them. This was a big let down. No cuckoos, no dancing gargoyles or unny little staues chasing each other around th face when 12 PM struck When all is said and done it's just a clock and, so my frinds all inform me, you can buy a nicer one in Argos for £5.99
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<laugh>
 
Don't be slandering Big Ben we heavily rely on tourism in London you ****ing idiot.
Some greaseball wop **** in Glasgow yes but not your own .
 
23 said:
Don't be slandering Big Ben we heavily rely on tourism in London you ****ing idiot.
Some greaseball wop **** in Glasgow yes but not your own .
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I must admit, before I put that review up, I was a bit worried that 2 million people worldwide may be put off coning to London becuase of a semi literate loony on the internet. More to the point, how can you slander a bloody bell?
 
Dan Starkey said:
I must admit, before I put that review up, I was a bit worried that 2 million people worldwide may be put off coning to London becuase of a semi literate loony on the internet. More to the point, how can you slander a bloody bell?
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Gambado Watford more like Gambadon't

Coming to trip advisor very ****ing soon.
 
23 said:
Gambado Watford more like Gambadon't

Coming to trip advisor very ****ing soon.
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<laugh> Be my guest. I was in a Frankie and Bennys the other night with my brother and his family. The waitress who sorted out the bill was from Merseyside so i was going to slag them on trip advisor for putting my personal finances at risk.
 
Dan Starkey said:
<laugh> Be my guest. I was in a Frankie and Bennys the other night with my brother and his family. The waitress who sorted out the bill was from Merseyside so i was going to slag them on trip advisor for putting my personal finances at risk.
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You have a taste for it now eh?:emoticon-0102-bigsm
 
Own up - who was it? <laugh>

&#8220;A Big Sausage&#8221;

Reviewed 7 November 2014 NEW


This place was recommended to me my best pal Rupert who usually has impeccable taste and loves a sausage. I don't usually go to Glasgow as it's full of ruffians and weird looking orange skinned women but Rupey-baby banged on about it for so long I decided to take the trip through.

Well, blow me, was the meal to die for?!? It was probably the best thing I've had in my mouth since the first night of my Civil Partnership.

The garlic bread was divine and the main course of Lasagne al forno was to die for! I didn't have the sweet course as I like to look after my figure but the table next to me had the profiteroles with whipped cream (the things I can do with whipped cream!) and I was literally drooling watching them eat.

I highly recommend this restaurant and will def be back, darlings.
 
Dan Starkey said:
Own up - who was it? <laugh>

&#8220;A Big Sausage&#8221;

Reviewed 7 November 2014 NEW


This place was recommended to me my best pal Rupert who usually has impeccable taste and loves a sausage. I don't usually go to Glasgow as it's full of ruffians and weird looking orange skinned women but Rupey-baby banged on about it for so long I decided to take the trip through.

Well, blow me, was the meal to die for?!? It was probably the best thing I've had in my mouth since the first night of my Civil Partnership.

The garlic bread was divine and the main course of Lasagne al forno was to die for! I didn't have the sweet course as I like to look after my figure but the table next to me had the profiteroles with whipped cream (the things I can do with whipped cream!) and I was literally drooling watching them eat.

I highly recommend this restaurant and will def be back, darlings.
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<laugh> FFS
 
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